For years I have waited for this day. The day that F+W Publications finally decided it would catch up with the times. The day that all F+W Publications' employees could have that satisfying feeling at the end of the day. The day that F+W Publications took a risk, because without risking one's self, how can we find our true self?



Today, we're getting new vending machines. (Photo shows our lobby sign making the announcement.) Now, before you joke, let me describe some of things we have observed or accidentally purchased in the old vending machines:

• Orange Jell-O square with side packet of mayonnaise
• Peeled, boiled eggs floating in a small watery puddle
• Feathery green Sno Balls

We've been told these new vending machines will offer real coffee and even ice cream. And possibly Pepsi in cans.