This past week, I've been putting the final touches on a Fall 2008 title, The Serfitt & Cloye Gift Catalog by Bob Woodiwiss, from TOW Books. It's a parody of the gift catalogs you probably receive from luxury retailers. Here is one of my favorite catalog items. (Illustration by Andrea Jensen.)

FICTIONALIZATION
For anyone who’s ever dreamed of being a character in a Jane Austen novel. For the fiction lover who feels that in reading Yossarian’s, Gatsby’s, Karenina’s, or Portnoy’s story that she is reading her own. For the person who always thought she’d pour her heart into the creation of a great book one day, but now knows there’s a faster, easier way. Yes, for all these literature lovers and more, may we suggest Fictionalization. With Fictionalization, you give the gift of fictional life. Because your name (or the name of whomever you should choose to designate) will replace the name of your favorite fictional character throughout any classic, near-classic, or pulp novel. Name substitution will begin with a newly published edition that will replace all existing editions and shall continue in perpetuity, that is, in all subsequent printings of your selected title for all time. Demand is already hot, so make your reservation now. Titles already in production include Flaubert’s Madame Winfrey, Burroughs’s Murdoch of the Apes, and Shakespeare’s Rosie O[’Donnell] & Juliet. Hundreds of other titles available. Fictionalization: from $100,000 (Friar Tuck level) to $100 million (Jesus Christ level).