# Saturday, April 19, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 19
Posted by Robert

Good morning!

Today's prompt will require that you use a little memory, but not your own; because for today's prompt you need to write a poem about a moment (or moments) you can't remember yourself that are about yourself. I think everyone has these stories about when you were a child, or when you were drunk, or when you were talking in your sleep, or when you were in a coma (hopefully not too many fall into this category actually).

If you need to jog your memory of things you can't personally remember, call up a friend or relative. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to recount those embarrassing moments for you.

For instance, we have a family reunion every year on Labor Day weekend up in northwest Indiana for my mom's side of the family. There are usually more than 100 family members in attendance, and they ALL know the "tree story" about when I was three years old. You see, I was at one of my aunt's houses and had to use the restroom, but they were all full. So my grandparents told me to go outside and relieve myself behind the tree. So my three-year-old self marched out there and rounded the tree one full circle and shouted back at the house, "Where's the 'behind' of this tree?"

Ah, sweet memories. I don't remember it personally, but every year on Labor Day weekend, 100+ people are ready to remind me. 

And with that, here's my poem for the day:

"Blood"

My brother hung upside down
screaming his head off while my
face was covered in blood,
gushing from my eyebrow. But
I didn't cry--just kept touching
my face. Maybe in shock of
the closeness of pain. Maybe
why I wasn't afraid to hug
strangers at King's Island as
a child. After hugging people
in Yogi Bear and Fred Flintstone
suits, it probably only made
sense to hug others I'd never
met. With a big smile on my
face. Something people always
notice even when I don't know
I'm doing it. One night, I scared
my wife by calling out in my sleep
that Saddam Hussein was hiding
in our trashcan. Who knows
what I was dreaming? But then,
maybe it made complete sense
like the time I tried going pee
behind the tree at my aunt's
only to ask, "Where's the behind
to this tree?" Something my
family won't let me forget.
Like this scar on my eyebrow
reminding me the memory of
our blood.

 


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# Friday, April 18, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 18
Posted by Robert

I'll pick back up on the highlights on Monday. Spent last night working on my Writer's Market book, which goes to production next Friday. By the way, isn't it cool? We've made it 60% of the way through April--once you write today's poem. I'm sure anyone who's made it this far will be able to cross the finish line on the 30th.

Today's prompt is to take a line of my choosing and incorporate it into your poem in some way. You can use the line as the title of your poem, as the last line, as the first line, or even drop it somewhere in the middle--but you must use the line somewhere. And a special note to you "rule benders": No, you cannot break up the line into individual words or phrases. The whole line must be used, though you can definitely insert a linebreak or two if you wish.

So, what's the line anyway? It is: There is no connection.

No connection to what? And who is speaking? And in what context? These are questions you should ponder before tackling this prompt.

Here's my poem for the day:

"Convergence"

We arrive late in Atlanta to learn,
"There is no connection available
from Hartsfield-Jackson to LaGuardia
tonight." Some of us head to hotels
as others loiter, stranded south
of the Mason-Dixon line. A man
holding his cell says, "I can't talk
in here. There's no connection."
One woman tells another, "It tears
me up to hurt him like I do, but
whenever we're together there is
no connection. It's like, 'Okay.
Let's get this over with already.'"
Those of us who stay and don't
talk listen to those of us who do.
This is what happens when things
don't go according to plan. One
person unloads all his frustrations;
another acts as if she might be
somewhat interested; and there is
no connection between the two.

 


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# Thursday, April 17, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 17
Posted by Robert

Before getting to the prompt, I think it would be nice of us all to send a little goodwill in Elizabeth Keggi's direction. Her poems have been highlighted a few times already this month (on days 1, 2 and 5), and she's having surgery today that will force her into a game of PAD catch up later this month.

Thinking of others is always beneficial--to both yourself and those you're thinking of; in fact, thinking of others has a ripple effect that often spreads beyond the initial parties. Even in poetry, it is sometimes a nice exercise to consciously take ourselves out of our poems.

So today's prompt is fairly straight forward: Write a poem in the 3rd person. You can describe a scene, an event, whatever. But there's to be no use of "I," "me," "my," etc.--not even "you" or "we." No, keep yourself completely out of this poem. I'll leave the subject of your poem up to you.

(Note: There is a way, of course, to include yourself. You can write about yourself as "he" or "she" depending on your gender. If you would normally write, I woke up in the morning, then for this prompt write, He woke up in the morning. It's an effective trick for people who just can't stop writing about themselves. This method also distances the poets from themselves, which can be interesting.) 

Here's my poem for the day:

"Time spent with boys"

The clock erupts with noise
distracting him mid-sentence.
Eight o'clock always surprises
him as he reads stories to his
boys--both propped up on their
pillows and probing for answers
to the story behind the story,
as well as the intentions of
the author. He tells them his
best guesses and avoids making
things up--most of the time.

 


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Day 8 Highlights
Posted by Robert

The prompt on Day 8 asked you to write a poem based on one of two paintings: "Piazza d'Italia," by Giorgia de Chirico, or "The Little Deer," by Frida Kahlo. To see the paintings, go to: http://blog.writersdigest.com/poeticasides/April+PAD+Challenge+Day+8.aspx.

Many of the poems added stories to the actual picture. I think this may have been one of the more effective ways of dealing with this prompt actually. Also, there were quite a few who twisted the two paintings together in their poems, which was very cool to see.

Here are my highlights.

*****

 

Little Deer

 

Little bleeder,

you were dying,

before you even knew,

primitive Kewanee

with your doe innocent eyes

so human, staring back,

majestic. Your pomp,

and surety startles in oils

just as it did in polaroid,

And the trees,

they surround your feminine stance,

pluck from you your wiles,

your masquerading tongue

that speaks of men and madness,

seas brought to froth by spite.

This branch I lay before you,

nothing but a trap

to keep you,

intrigue you from your winter

leaving.

And Fellini, just what

would he make of you?

So pretty, so disdainful and wry?

I'd bet he'd fill you,

side to side,

with arrows,

just to spite.

 

 

Kevin |kevintcraigAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

The Little Deer

 

Why have you taken refuge in the garden?

Being around trees increases the risk

of being struck by the lightning snapping at the sea and sky.

Oh, you are wounded, that's it

and you figure it doesn't make any difference

how or when or where you die,

it's going to happen anyway.

The hunters—oh god, am I one of them?—stalk nearby and know

there is no safe place, not even among the branches promised to shield you.

You could outpace those who want your crown for a mantle piece.

Instead you stand and stare and wait.

 

 

Cathy Sapunor |cathsapAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Piazza d'Italia

 

Alone at dawn in the piazza,

he and I.

We meet at last;

No turning back.

 

 

Sue Bench |hd_ultra_96AT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Piazza d'Italia

 

We met upon a

Yellow Street

Beneath a pea green sky,

Nearby small scale Alps

Cast shadows long and high

Banners waved on building tops

The breeze was easterly

Business was concluded

Between my friend and me

We shook hands good-bye

Albeit solemnly

And as I wandered home again

Beneath a darkening sky

I realized that the architect's

Perspective was awry

 

 

SaraV |slvinasAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Frida Kahlo

 

What lies within

a mind

or

heart

sometimes

bleeds red.

 

 

Emily Blakely |ecblakelyAT NOSPAMmsn dot com

 

*****

 

Piazza d'Italia

 

Their paths converged in the piazza,

One walking east, the other west,

When their eyes noted the other,

Alighting their faces with recognition.

 

Their paths had parted decades past

After a shared history

Of childhood? war? college years?

My vantage point didn’t allow for hearing.

 

Their paths converged in the piazza,

And friendship, knowing no boundaries

Of time or place or years without contact,

Allowed them to pick up where they’d left off.

 

 

Kevin D. Washburn |kdwashburnAT NOSPAMmac dot com

 

*****

 

The Little Deer

 

The little deer

Fiercest of all

Ran through the forest

Ran by the falls

Ran over the mountain

And across the desert sands

Ran and ran

In search of the blesséd land.

But people were unhappy

With the little deer’s quest-

It stirred up chaos

And caused unrest.

They hunted and taunted

And tortured the fawn

They shot at it with arrows

From evening until dawn.

But in the light of day

They always disappeared

Hiding their deeds

From those who they feared.

And by this light

The little deer traveled on

With the strength of a lion

And the spirit of a horse

Each arrow in its hide

A pincushion of remorse

But it did not stop

It did not hide

The little deer sought

The thing few would find.

It kept going and going

Head held high

It would reach its destination

Or a porcupine, it would die.

 

 

Anahbird |anahbirdAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Piazza

 

They no longer come

To see the statue

The train doesn’t stop here anymore

The piazza, once swollen with crowds

Stands empty in the late afternoon shadows

It is agreed

No one cares for art

The train passes by

On its way to the city

Where the rides turn

The dice are thrown

Music blares from every open door

Car exhaust fills the cracks in the sidewalk

Where people talk loudly, but not to each other

Yet in the piazza

The only voices

Are the echos

Of two men

Saying goodbye

 

 

Ang |angie5804AT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

The Delivery

 

They shook, and it was a done deal.

He would deliver the lion by train,

On a hot yellow evening

When the shadows stretched long

And the arches of the buildings

Kissed the windows, shuttered

Against the coming night.

The people prepared for the spectacle,

Flags waving gaily on the highest tower.

 

 

Amanda Caldwell |mailAT NOSPAMamandacaldwell dot com

 

*****

 

A Gentleman’s Agreement (Chirico inspired)

 

“I’m going to see a man

About a horse,”

He responded when asked

Where it was he was going.

To my ten-year-old ears,

It sounded plausible enough.

After all, he was a farmer—

A dairy one but still,

Even Holstein milkers

Could free up a stanchion

To accommodate a horse.

Of course, the reply wasn’t literal,

But in my childish mind’s eye

An agreement was all but struck.

He’d drop a few Ben Franklins—

He always liked carrying hundreds—

Into the horse owner’s hands

And seal the deal with a handshake.

Why then did an equine

Never show up in our barn?

I guess I never quite understood

The wink that always accompanied

Grandpa’s facetiously coy response.

 

 

Kathy Kehrli |theflawlesswordAT NOSPAMgmail dot com


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# Wednesday, April 16, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 16
Posted by Robert

I don't want to alarm you, but today's challenge was a bit of a challenge for me this morning. Hopefully, you won't struggle as much as I did. But even if you do, that's why it's called a challenge, I guess. Plus, we're like only trying to get our rough drafts done in April anyway. Then, we can revise and/or toss stuff in May and beyond, right? Right.

Oh yeah, the prompt for the day. Well, it's something I'm calling the "Alfred Hitchcock" poem, because I want you to write a poem that has a twist near the end. For instance, write a poem about talking to your best friend and then let us know at the end that your best friend is actually a sock puppet on your left hand--maybe even add to the intrigue by making your arch nemesis your right hand.

Of course, there are lots of ways to approach this one. What gave me trouble was figuring out how to do the twist at the end. Finally, what helped me was to think of how I wanted the poem to end and write to that ending--using an indirect route, of course.

(Note: I just began and ended that paragraph with "of course.")

And with that, here's my poem for the day:

"A call late at night"

Hey, baby. I'm guessing you're asleep;
I hope that you are. I'm so thankful
for you and sorry I have to whisper.

You're always so good to me, and I
wish you were here now. But if you
wake up and hear this message, please
don't call me back, because I'm hiding:

I think someone is in my house.

 


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Day 7 Highlights
Posted by Robert

On Day 7, I asked for a "ramble" poem. As usual, you came through in a big way. So many great poems, and here are some that really stuck out for me.

*****

 

I used to love to open the cottage

in the spring when there had been

all kinds of unseen wildlife around

the door and the back deck

I wondered who or what

upset the boat so carefully

turned keel up on the blocks

was it a deer or maybe a moose

or possibly the wind that whips in

off the Big Lake that wind that

causes Lake Effect over us

things nested in the leaves

when you kicked a pile

you might kick leaves or

you might connect with

something solid, a squealing

wriggling body that burrowed

further into the leaves or

maybe bared its teeth and

charged out to run off

wildly in an opposite direction

Inside was a different story

no matter what we put out

in the fall there were always

mice scattered some live

some dead from eating the

cake of soap always left

on the sink I shivered

deliciously after we cleaned

and made the beds, wondering

if the mice knew whe

were living there again

the cottage was always

tamer than I wanted it to be

but wilder than my life

back in the real world

 

 

halfmoon_mollie |tamsinAT NOSPAMtwcny dot rr dot com

 

*****

 

Ready Yet

 

He grabs a water bottle and Power Bar,

red sneakers and backwards baseball cap,

and only mumbles when asked if he has

everything, eyes bleary,

cell phone in his front pocket,

ready, not ready, for English first period.

 

Yesterday we visited his university,

where in September, we'll drop him off,

jeans, t-shirts, laptop, red sneakers;

but this morning, I still have him,

(is he ready yet?)

in the front seat of the van, looking out

at a drizzly Monday, just April,

daffodils, still closed,

waiting to unfurl.

 

 

ann malaspina

 

*****

 

I went to the mall on Saturday

There was a kiosk in the atrium selling hermit crabs

I should buy one for my grandson

He would like a hermit crab

My daughter, Tina, had one when she was younger

She lost him (or her, its hard to tell with crabs) once for three days

We found him wedged behind the couch.

It’s amazing how many things find their way into tight places

Once I found a half eaten hot dog behind that couch

It was smeared with peanut butter—the only way Tina would eat them

The hot dog was shriveled and hard, the bread turning green with mold

Mold is used to make penicillin

They say Elvis liked to eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches

I wonder if he ever had a hermit crab.

Yea, I really should buy my grandson a hermit crab

But then again, maybe not.

 

 

Bonnie |bcholbrook05AT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

The Dream Motel

 

It started about three years ago

the recurring dream of a seaside motel

sometimes I own it

sometimes other people do

but I am always there

and it is always dusk

 

First time it was Frank and his wife

he was rennovating it and I was trying

to find a room I could stay in

 

the second time I owned it

and Dad was back from wherever he went

after he died

he was with Bootsie, Cordy and Phoebe

I told him it wasn't a pet motel

he laughed and put his teeth on the counter

and shared corned beef with my mother

who was hiding her boyfriend in the pool shed

"He would die if he knew," she said

"He is dead" I reminded her

 

Everyone was there last night

Rich was at the bar and smelled like he did

that last time I saw him when I didn't know

it was going to be the last time

"I'm forty now too," he said

"and married and still unhappy."

 

Frank was fixing the siding

after the storm no one remembered but him

 

Jon came with his third wife

"This is Treasurechest," he said as he

stared at her breasts

"I can't love a woman with a normal name"

 

I know.

 

You were there too

with another man you think you love

As he checked you in you whispered

"don't tell him the truth about me"

as I carried your bags to your room

 

Outside the long island sound

lapped the pebbles of the rocky beach

I tried to remember where I parked my car

 

 

Teri Coyne |tmc329AT NOSPAMaol dot com

 

*****

 

Special Delivery

 

I waited for the mailman to come because there was a car parked in front of the mail box and he won’t deliver the mail if there is someone parked in front of the boxes. I don’t understand why he can’t just get out of his little truck and deliver the mail. But they say that is their policy. I don’t think I could get away with that on my job. Just let the people suffer because I am not going to inconvenience myself by standing up and walking three steps to help them. But he didn’t come. Or maybe he did and I missed him. Maybe he was early today because he was driving past mailboxes where people had parked their cars in front of them…

 

 

Ginger G |gingerbread dot caAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Chips

 

I got a light, tasty little banana chip here

Not a salty plantain

And I hope I can finish eating them

Before the patients arrive

They're always so early and I want to scream

Don't be such an overachiever!

Showing up forty five minutes before your appointment

Doesn't get you a little gold star

Like when you were in elementary school

Those heady, heedless days of construction paper

And the burgeoning social skills like muscles

Learning how to flex, how to strengthen, how to squeeze

An empty Valentine box one year and stuffed the next

With trophies of your building popularity

Before transferring to a new school

And starting all over again

 

 

IleanaCarmina |cathleenbakkerAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Open Mic Poetry Night

 

I went with Katrina to open mic poetry night

right away I was sorry

 

grasping the mic someone chanted “I’m a

wuh-ma-han! Yes a wuh-ma-ha-an!” thrusting

her hips at each syllable to the swelling

adoration of the crowd and I thought

good god I hope this gets better

 

not that I’m a purist, not that I think

I’m better (except that maybe I am)

 

the next at the mic tossed off an anecdote-

cum-poem whose resonance

lay only in her halting delivery

 

where do we poets learn this stuff?

the stilted [pause] vocalizations [pause]

that pass [pause] somehow [pause]

for significance [pause], the SEEsaw

alterAtions of enunciAtion that plAgue

texts about FLYing SQUEEZing DRIVing

or any other verbiage we must enact

and the rising tone…

as we leave each line…

trailing into the universe…

 

from the bar’s window I could see a television flicker

in a second-story apartment across the alley and I thought

how lucky they are not to be here

 

things looked up when a genuine poet

stepped up to riff on tones, pulled

pure wordmusic from his throat

unpretentious and genius jazz that soared

over most everyone’s head

 

after he left the emcee cruelly impersonated him

to the great amusement of most everyone

then launched into a singsong singalong

“everybody clap!” verse about Volkswagens and pot

that caused much whooping

 

as we left Katrina asked wasn’t it great

and I was polite but this is my answer now:

no

 

 

tria

 

*****

 

Hands

 

After I’ve dried the last of the dishes,

I light lavender incense

before carrying the garbage out to

the compacter chute.

I lock the door and collapse onto my sofa.

 

I look down at my hands.

 

My cuticles are dry and thickening.

I thought I had pushed them back

as I washed my hair last night.

 

I go to my bedroom and snatch the cocoa butter off the dresser

and as I moisten my hands,

I study them.

My fingertips are slightly bent, like my father’s.

 

I remember the flecks of black grease that used to dot our sink

after Daddy washed his hands when he came home

from long days of handling baggage at the airport

or fixing our neighbors’ cars.

 

My sister and I would tease Daddy

about his ashy hands.

He’d laugh, and

began keeping a tiny tube of Curacel in his car.

I’d watch him shake the lotion down into his palms

rubbing his long strong brown fingers

until they had a light fragrant sheen.

 

After he died,

I couldn’t bring myself to throw out

that little white bottle with the blue cap.

 

How I wish we had just

held his hands

in ours

every day

and said,

“Thank you.”

 

 

Carla Cherry |cmcmagiconeAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Lost in Wikiburbia

 

It starts out innocently enough. You need

to help your fifth grader write a report on ants,

but soon enough you are following link after link

& you find yourself an hour later, alone at the screen

reading about John Wayne Gacy, the report

long since faded from your memory and that of your child

who gave up on you and is now watching Spongebob.

So you look him up to learn the creator

was a marine biologist. That makes sense.

From there it's only a click to find out the guy

who voices Patrick is the actor who played Tom Cullen

on The Stand. "M-O-O-N. That spells Moon."

You tell yourself ten more minutes because you forgot

that one actor from 16 Candles. Not Anthony Michael Hall,

but the guy who played Jake Ryan, gave up acting

to become a woodworker. And who was it

that wrote and directed Harold & Maud? It's all

coming back to you now, all the questions you had

when you were a kid. Getting Serious, you want to see

what people have to say about JFK's assassination

or if George Washington really did have wooden teeth.

If you're not careful, you will be reading all night

about this president or remember that you read

how Rosalynn Carter once posed for a picture

with then unknown serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

Now you are off thinking about Karl Jung, synchronicity,

how everything is connected deeper than we know,

only catching brief glimpses of our vast unconscious.

Yes. No. Perhaps. It's a quantum universe,

this world of Wikipedia. It is the world's biggest

practical Schrodinger Cat experiment, who in truth

never was convinced of quantum theory at all.

 

 

Justin Evans |evjustinAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Old glasses

 

Old glasses that I

Wear in private

Covering my face

Like two full moons

Fragments of those

Half-forgotten

Teenage years I

Wept because of

Not being beautiful.

Now I wear contacts

Everywhere, premium

Placed on success

And happy in having

Discovered lip gloss

Except for these

Late nights up

Writing poetry when

My half-forgotten

Teenage years

Come to peer out

Of my glasses

Like two full moons.

 

 

tara

 

*****

 

Seasonal Affective Disorder

 

This afternoon I spent three hours

riding back and forth on the Erie Canal Trail,

not giving a shit if I snuck up on people too fast

or if they caught me singing along with my iPod;

no, I was too far gone: too drugged-up

on the unspeakable beauty of spring, or just

too damn full of strength and stealth - and myself,

the quietest, quickest thing on that road,

the speeding bright yellow bullet,

the wheeled minotaur maverick

with that maniacal smile,

that rough facial contortion,

lips parted enough to let the flies in -

I was unrecognizable from the me of a month ago.

 

I was something new and elasticized and ready

or just recumbent, recombined like the phoenix:

I fell away to ashes when the cold came,

but the sun, sneaking towards summer,

pulled all my parts back together

in one-hundred and eighty minutes

as I pedaled past piles of pedestrians,

as I forced my way against the wind,

as I felt sunburn on my unready skin,

and as I thought of diving in Lock 21

to put out the crazed fires in me,

to cool down the searing strands

of feral thoughts in my mind -

oh, what the weather can do!

 

 

Callan Bignoli-Zale |shehadausernameAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Waiting

 

At least she lives near a pond

where the spring announces

its presence in bubbles on the

water and tender green shoots

line the identical buildings and

it reminds me of our house on

Long Island and the revolving

garden in front where we planted

tulips, crocuses, and daffodils

for spring, and gladiolas tall and

haughty for summer. When the

snowdrops bloomed we waited

for the tulip blossoms, red and

yellow, delicate like the skin on

elderly veins I see all the time.

I'd wait for summer for the few

days the gladiolas bloomed

towering over the other flowers

in a cacophony of reds, lavenders

and yellows. Their delicate

climbing blossoms lasted a few

weeks, yet I waited for that all year.

 

She is late for our appointment

but I'm lost in the twitterings of

birds and the wonder of signs

of spring I used to teach. Would

there be skunk cabbage on the

pond's banks? I don't check, the

weather is changing and I seek

refuge in my car. Making a pact

with myself I plan to leave at

6:30 if she doesn't arrive. But she

arrives.

 

 

Barbara Ehrentreu |lionmotherAT NOSPAMaol dot com

 

*****

 

Nostalgia

 

Music catches memories like a net

drags them out of us like fish,

flopping around, gasping for air,

reminders of a turbulent past

in the cold clear light of the present.

I recall the song that drove us across

the country in our blue Ford van, Ohio to

Oregon, something about summertime and

distant thunder. Or that song I played after you left me,

alone in the third floor apartment, night after night,

verse after verse, a mournful ballad of leaving and being left,

how the neighbors must have hated that song.

Now this album, I remember we played it

when you called and asked me to come back, long

after midnight I left the warm bed of my new lover

and drove to your motel in the grey dawn.

You said you were leaving her, you said

she was out of town. That song was playing

as she came up the wide stairwell, fists clenched,

calling your name.

 

 

Kate |kberne50AT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 


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# Tuesday, April 15, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 15
Posted by Robert

Half. Way. There. That's where we're at after you finish today's prompt. Somehow we've made it--huffing and puffing--to the top of the hill and starting tomorrow we'll be running downhill to the finish line. Soooo...let's get to today's prompt, which is a "Two for Tuesday" prompt actually.

Prompt #1: Write an insult poem. There aren't really any rules attached to the insult poem, but it's usually done in good fun. If you write one, you can often open yourself up to a retaliatory insult poem. And that can lead to the equivalent of an insult poetry food fight.

Prompt #2: I've been trying to avoid mentioning it, but today is Tax Day here in the States. So it's time to either file them taxes or file for an extension--or just continue procrastinating, I guess ("Whatever floats your boat," as my father would always say.). Anyway, the second prompt is to write a poem that deals with paying your taxes and/or meeting deadlines.

Here's my poem (predictably associated with the first prompt, since I'm all about verbal food fighting):

 "Smoke and mirrors"

My mama always said,
"If you don't have anything nice to say,
don't say anything at all."
And that's been great advice,
helping me get all the friends I've got,
avoid petty conflicts,
and find a steady happiness through all life's ups and downs--
but let's make one thing clear:
My mama ain't ever met the likes of you;
she ain't ever seen your rain cloud prophesies,
your blame shifting two step,
or your sanded down points that lead nowhere.
You've got answers but no meaning;
you have an image with no identity;
and everyone who doesn't agree with you is wrong.
Here's my advice, boy:
Next time they all gang up on you without giving a fair shake,
save up all your money to buy the largest mirror you can find;
then, use it.

 


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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:05:51 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #  Comments [208] 
Day 6 Highlights
Posted by Robert

On Day 6, I asked you to record the details of your day and write a poem about it. The resulting poems were great. While they may seem "routine" or "ordinary" to you, the rest of us "on the outside looking in" get to read a poem that is either out of the ordinary or something we can definitely relate to our own lives. Thanks for the great writes!

Here are today's highlighted poems.

*****

 

A Day in the Life Of

 

Soft sunshine on Frank’s face.

Clock says 8:11—oh no!

Turn on coffee machine.

Kitchen clock says 7:12.

Reset new-fangled clock

(manufactured before Congress

voted in new Daylight Savings times.)

Turquoise-stripped towel on the carpet.

Back exercises. Frank in the dining room

chair sipping coffee. Watching me.

Discuss Chris Vogler’s personal paradigm shifts:

1) Everybody’s gotta be happy=everyone but me.

2) Me first=monster!

3) Me too, but first=balance.

Pray for work for next week.

Pay bills.

Blueberry pancakes, bacon, and strawberries.

Nauseous. Kneel by toilet. Salivate. Spit. (Repeat.)

Almost throw up. What’s wrong? Those triple-action

weight-control pill before breakfast?

Go to church. Hugs. Love. Connection. Sing.

Song of Solomon—dating is the

process by which you observe and evaluate

a person’s character to determine if

they are the right kind—not entertainment.

Albertsons.

Carol-super-sandwiches for lunch.

Central Oregon Songwriters Association

annual awards. Wow! What talent!

Pinto beans and fresh yeast rolls.

Sense and sensibility.

Post this poem.

 

 

Carol Brian |csp2000AT NOSPAMearthlink dot net

 

*****

 

Choices

 

I shuffle my way into the kitchen.

I crack an egg,

pour in a teaspoon of wheat germ,

a pinch of salt and pepper,

and whisk the mixture.

I put an English muffin in the toaster.

I pour a dollop of olive oil in the skillet, and

as the turkey bacon and sausage

softly sizzle,

I attack last night's dishes.

One plate has dried pasta sauce on it

and I must use my fingernail to

scratch the red mass off.

 

After we've eaten breakfast,

I walk past the hamper full of laundry.

Upon entering my bedroom,

I stare at the unsorted mail

and the papers that must be shredded.

 

Had my mother come over

I am not sure she'd understand

that the reason for the disarray

was that I had

a poem to write.

 

 

Carla Cherry |cmcmagiconeAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Spring Sunday

 

We slept late, my hand gently

laid across your sore ankle,

your hand tangled in my hair.

You bought pepper plants and

marigold seeds. We pulled weeds.

Read stories aloud to grandhildrem,

corrected rough draft, packed ice chest.

You kissed me before you drove back

to your weekday life. I already miss you.

 

 

Victoria Hendricks |seastarvshAT NOSPAMaol dot com

 

*****

 

sundazed

 

the morning stretched

six cigarettes long

and after weeks

of messages

from you

we meet

13 years later

to eat indian food

and 45

minutes drone

on slowly

then we say good-

bye but don't fall

in love

 

i nap cat-like

on my bed

in a sliver

of sunlight

that chases

the afternoon

across the sheets

and for 3

hours i'm

not obsessing

over my flaws

and why i probably

won't hear

from you again

even as a friend

 

tonight

law and order

marathons

babysit me

between my

escapes

to the backyard

where i count

the stars

winking back

through trees

and the smoke

of an evening

six cigarettes

deep

 

 

k weber |ilovehateyouAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Sunday the Sixth

 

At 10:30,

I awoke in my hometown

to warmth, open windows,

and bird-songs

drifting upstairs

from the open kitchen door

to my bedroom,

 

then walked down to Main Street

to meet Dad for lunch.

I watched the cars pass

from a tiny park bench,

wondered how so many people

could be driving through

such a small city.

 

I joined the dreary deluge

of carbon and chrome

to come back north.

I stopped to see my man;

he was waiting, cross-legged,

his bright bicycle leaned

against the donut shop.

 

The sun was still shining,

but our shadows were so long

as we pedaled to day's end,

singing songs of spring

and sliding with the wind.

We said goodbye at nine,

and another week began.

 

 

Callan Bignoli-Zale |shehadausernameAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

SUNDAY, THE DAY OF REST?

 

Sunday was meant as a day of rest, that’s what I’ve always heard

But when I think of the average mom, that statement seems absurd

Now since I am a grandmother, this day seems harder still

For now I have five grandchildren that go to church with us as well.

Today I got up early just barely half past six

I wanted to sleep in awhile but I knew I had to fix

Breakfast for my little gang, no small endeavor by far,

“I want some cereal,” “Well I want oats” “There’s no jelly in this jar.”

“Is soy milk all that we have left” “When did you get this bread”

I finally get one child in the tub, while another sneaks back to bed.

“Nanny can you find my shoes” “I lost my underwear”

“The zipper is busted in these pants.” “Where’s the ribbon for my hair.”

“Honey, can you iron my shirt? It’s almost time to leave.

Can’t you try to speed things up? Hey, you forgot to iron this sleeve.”

I finally make it to my room, and there’s a runner in my hose

A rapid knock, says, “hurry up” “Can I please put on my clothes?”

At last we make it to the church, a mere ten minutes late

And though I feel all tense inside I try to seem quite sedate.

But then I look at my little crew, and my heart is filled with pride

And I know that I am blessed of God to have them at my side.

 

 

Bonnie |bcholbrook05AT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

But You're Not Here

 

I rose not at the crack of dawn

but at the static just off station

of the radio on your side of the bed

where I now lie.

 

I rattling around in the kitchen,

putting something on for lunch,

brewing three cups of coffee

just for me.

 

I would have made more

but you're not here.

 

I grab a quick shower then stare

into the closet for something warm

but not quite wintry.

 

Any other day I'd crawl back

into bed for five more minutes,

just a quick snuggle.

 

Maybe I would

but you're not here.

 

At church I slide into our pew

Leaving room for you--a habit's

hard to break. I'm ready

 

if anyone asks

why you're not here.

 

I grab a bite; what I eat

can hardly be called a meal,

just a few bites taken standing up.

 

Then dragging in the never-empty

well-traveled bag of student papers

from the trunk of the car.

 

I lug it to the couch, spread out

the folders, rubrics, find a pen

under the cushion where I sit.

 

Then I spread the Sunday paper

right on top, read what's new in

Arts and Books. You'd tell me not to

 

Work the LA Times crossword puzzle

in pen--if you were here.

 

Even procrastination fails

as the clock chimes slowly,

needing to be sound--

 

Something you would do.

But you're not here.

 

At least a dozen phone calls,

one wrong number, no one here

by that name, and no call from you.

 

The Sunday evening blues slide

in my windows underneat the doorjamb.

Friday evening's promise not quite met.

 

I move from my place to yours,

leaning back in the chair that bears

the imprint of your body.

 

I feel its chill

since you're not here.

 

Finally back to bed, not quite

to sleep, piles of unread books

and papers scattered on the covers.

 

I slip undercovers on your side of the bed

Since you're not here.

 

 

Nancy |nposeyAT NOSPAMembarqmail dot com

 

*****

 

Toddler Science

 

he insists that the trees

make the wind, imagining, perhaps

tiny pursed mouths exhaling on each leaf

great trunkfuls of waiting air pushed

out by rhythmically beating branches

the trees: Earth’s respiration

 

he says that the bird’s nest

visible from his bedroom window

is full of eggs we should take and eat for breakfast

and also full of baby birds that will soon fly

but the eggs have nothing

to do with these baby birds

eggs are eggs and birds, of course, are birds

 

he contends that reading is impossible

without speech, reminds me disdainfully

that you have to say the words

to read, that word and sound

are inexorably bound

 

 

tria

 

*****

 

Two Days After the Dentist

 

Before I even got out of bed,

I took Darvocet on an empty stomach.

Stupid.

Dizzy and queasy all morning,

I spent the afternoon munching tiny bites

of mac and cheese and watching NASCAR,

ate my third Wendy's frosty--chocolate--

and dreamt of meat.

Sarah |MusicToKnitToAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

I wake up before him, quickly switching

off the alarm. I make him breakfast, thankful

for the microwave oven at 4am. Getting him

up, ironing his clothes, pushing him out

the door; each day begins pretty much the

 

same. I try to do some housework, usually

surrendering to the TV at some point. I write

poetry, prose, emails. Having dinner ready

when he gets home from work, so he can

quickly eat, grab his books, and head to

class. A typical Monday since I lost my job

 

 

Susan M. Bell |maylandwritersAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Back in DC

 

I woke up alone again with a bloody

nose on a fold-out couch

to the sounds of NASCAR.

After I showered, we drove

to see the cherry blossoms in bloom.

We parked near the Capitol

and walked the length of the Mall,

my Mall (I hadn’t been gone so long)

with my museums and my trees

and my sculptures and grass and life.

In the sunshine, we wandered

around the Tidal Basin, snapping

pictures with the other tourists.

Sometimes, we’d catch a whiff

of the flowers on the breeze

and sniff like dogs to find it again.

We walked back through the city,

down Penn,

and I found my buildings

there, warm but still imposing.

That night, we barbequed hot dogs

and hamburgers in Alexandria,

and I hugged all my old friends

and tried my best

to welcome

their new ones.

 

 

JL Smither |jlsmitherAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Sunday Afternoon

 

Even after the bitter

words of morning, he

canceled his plans

and drove back to me,

just so I could leave

him. Again. He put

away shotguns and shells

then opened the hood to

see what made the "check

engine light" ignite

before I made it to the

end of our road. Me busy

transferring bags and

books from one vehicle

to another, then dumping

dog paraphernalia back

inside. A brief kiss,

a serious look, and "I'm

sorry to ruin you day."

"It happens. Drive safe.

Call me when you get there."

 

 

A.C. Leming |fackorfAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Working Out

 

Today

I read essays online

with a lavender clay mask drying on,

my lips slathered in a balm of

the labor of bees and lemons

and herbs tweaked, symphonic,

eat your heart out, Estee Lauder:

here in my nightgown, in the living room,

listening to the conspiracy channel,

with truffles and green tea by my side,

I am happy as a sunflower

living through my computer,

making a living, diva-nerd, a library mule.

 

 

Maria Jacketti |medusashairdresserAT NOSPAMmsn dot com

 


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# Monday, April 14, 2008
April PAD Challenge: Day 14
Posted by Robert

Even before some of the comments left yesterday, I've noticed there is a community forming with this April PAD Challenge. Many of you have thanked me, but you should really be thanking yourselves.

A community is only as strong as those who are a part of it. Many of you have posted every single day and left encouraging words and praise for your fellow poets. I'm not doing that; you are; and I'm very proud of you all.

Personally, I think it would be a wasted opportunity--for all of us--to assign writing poetry regularly to one month out of the year. So I'm going to check into a few different options to keep our group together beyond April. There are already some great ideas in yesterday's comments--plus, I've had a few rolling around in my head. So together, I'm sure we'll come up with something amazing. More on this soon, but I know you're all ready to get Monday started off right with today's prompt.

*****

So, today's prompt is actually inspired by a song I love by Feist. The song is called "How My Heart Behaves," and the prompt for today is to write a poem with the title "How (fill in the blank) behaves"--with the poem inspired by whatever you put in that blank. For instance, you could have a poem titled "How Mr. T's mohawk behaves" or "How the homeless man on 9th Street behaves." Have fun with this one (I know you will).

Here's my poem for the day:

"How the playground of my mind behaves"

The girls are full of worry
beside the teeter
                        totter
afraid that Billy won't be stopping by.

And the boys are playing football
as the teachers fret and fuss:
Are there going to be any broken bones today?

Behind them, the bully
does his daily milk money shake down
and punches his sidekick in the arm.

There's a co-ed game of 4-square,
some girls with their jumping rope,
and boys wanting to hang from the monkey bars.

Beneath the hot metal slide
no one rides in summer,
Billy sits kissing his favorite girl
until the bell sounds for them all to go inside.

 


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Day 5 Highlights
Posted by Robert

Day 5's prompt was sent via a cranky PC in an arcade in a little mall in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. It cost me $3 for 30 minutes of access. So, I pounded out my prompt and poem in record time--and a bit later in the day than I would've preferred. However, everyone came together and posted some really great "worry" poems. In fact, I have a few new phobias as a result. :)

Here are some of the poems that stood out for me with this prompt.

***** 

Spiders

 

Spiders hide themselves

in silent spots deep

within the closet,

beneath the bed,

between the window

and the screen.

 

Spiders know

when you are asleep:

They are drawn

from their nests

by the sweet sound of a

little boy’s gentle breath.

 

They’re in the light

fixture above your head.

They guard the bathroom,

waiting for that midnight

visit made on your soft

bare feet in the dark.

 

Good little boys have

rooms free of spiders

and midnight venom.

Were you a good

little boy today?

I think not.

 

 

Elizabeth Keggi |lilyclarissaAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Decade

 

My ten-year-old Weimeraner,

the one whose leg may be broken,

who sports yet another set of stitches,

I fear the day I will have to hold her

 

muzzel close as she struggles

for air. I shy from the day I will see

her deep keel still, her eyes haze, her

tail cease to move, her paws lie still.

 

I avoid the thought of where she

will lay down for the last time, or

where I will spread her ashes, or upon

which mantle I will keep her urn. I look

 

into her yellow eyes and vow to spend

more time tossing the ball, scratching her

ears, rubbing her near hairless belly. I know

that I will forget that silent promise until the

 

next medical emergency will remind

me that she was 69 on her last birthday.

 

 

A.C. Leming |fackorfAT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Always a Mom

 

They’ve been grown

and on their own

for nearly a decade.

From two hundred miles away

I wonder whether they’re

eating right, sleeping well,

getting designated drivers

on party nights.

On the phone I ask

do they have enough money,

are their jobs going well,

have they been to

the dentist lately?

I imagine they roll their eyes

the way I did at thirty

at the same questions.

 

 

Renee Goularte |share2learnAT NOSPAMsbcglobal dot net

 

*****

 

Worry

 

A song.

An overheard word or two.

When my wife is late from the store.

A late snow storm.

Frostburned flowers.

Arriving late.

My father.

Being chosen last.

Being chosen first.

Reading my poems out loud.

My peers, whoever they may be.

A burning smell when I'm driving.

All three of my sons.

 

 

Justin Evans |evjustinAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

At One With Nature

 

Back home, on the farm,

I clean mouse droppings

out of the cupboards.

 

The following day,

after a drenching rain,

I find the first ant.

 

Long ago, barefooted

on the way to the toilet

one night, I crushed a fat roach.

 

The moths are in the closet,

caterpillars on the curtains,

spiders in every corner.

 

In bed, at night,

I hear the scratchings

rustlings in the walls.

 

Only a matter of time

and mother nature will

take this place back

she, its rightful owner.

 

 

Beth |womenswritesAT NOSPAMinbox dot com

 

*****

 

Monday morning before the garbage truck comes

 

and the mockingbird sings,

I lay in the too-warm room,

your breath a steady,

irritating reminder

of nirvanic slumber

that eludes me.

 

Instead, my head

waltzes, thoughts

baraging my brain

like so much clutter

the whirring truck

will soon pick up -

the library books,

 

no bread for lunches,

and what's for dinner anyway?

The client meeting,

and calls for freezing rain

to snarl the overlong commute.

Forgotten birthdays

 

and unpaid bills,

the perfume on his collar

(not mine) slide into static,

white noise to accompany

tomorrow's appointment

with the radiologist.

 

 

Linda |drwasyAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

I'm worried

 

that talentless American directors

will be permitted to keep producing

rotten remakes of Japanese horror movies,

 

that someday the religious right

will succeed in sending a man

to the White House,

 

that society won't collapse

before I have to join "the work force,"

 

that the West Coast will be as dead

and depressing as this state's always been,

 

that a random psychopath

might see me riding on Route 5

and decide to hunt me down in his pickup

then rape, kill, and discard me

before rolling off with my precious bike,

 

that the fluorescent stars I taped to my ceiling

won't come off when it's time to move out,

 

that I complain too much

or dream or drive too much

or eat too much suspicious slime

at all these Chinese buffets -

 

but above all that I'm worried

I'll just run out of things to say.

 

 

Callan Bignoli-Zale |shehadausernameAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

Lump

 

The doctor said there’s nothing to worry about

“But let’s keep an eye on it.”

 

How do you keep an eye on something

that cannot be seen but is felt

fingertips probing gently so as not to awaken

the beast that may lie within?

 

How do you not worry when every shower

reminds fingers soaped and slippery

of a presence that is not meant to be there

and may someday stir to be removed?

 

How do you not check more than monthly

for any changes that might occur

until one day the mirror shows you what

fingertips already saw and now eyes see?

 

How do you keep the fingers from

overshaking onto the wrong digit

as you dial to make an appointment

with a person who told you not to worry.

 

 

satia |satia62AT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

The Progression

 

I cannot leave the house today,

for if I do, I might trip

over the welcome mat

and break my foot.

That would require a visit

to the emergency room

and probably a cast,

not to mention a needle

for the I.V., (I’m breaking out

in hives just thinking about it!)

and I won’t make it to work.

The eventual ramification

of my fall

will be the loss of my job,

followed closely by car,

house and sanity.

How much safer to remain

in the pillow-topped kingdom—

warm, settled and moments

from dreamland—than to risk

stepping out the front door.

 

Call my boss,

tell her I’m sick

with worry.

 

 

Sara Diane Doyle |saras dot sojournsAT NOSPAMgmail dot com

 

*****

 

To Sleep, Perchance to Worry

 

I just know the salmon

I ate for dinner

Had gone bad.

But I ate it anyway.

And if I go to sleep now,

I'll be up in two hours

Singing Technicolor lullabies

Into the commode.

If I survive the salmon,

And manage to get to sleep,

The phone will ring

At 11:22 p.m. again.

It will be that brusque guy

Calling from India,

Offering to wave the fee

On my monthly VISA bill

If I pay now.

I keep telling him,

The fee I can afford.

It's the payment

I'm a little short on.

Really, it doesn’t matter.

If I sleep, I’ll just have

That dream again:

The one where the

Chimpanzee wearing

A red and yellow swimsuit

Chases me through my

Home trying to feed

Me a pepperoni pizza.

Maybe I should eat

Something before

I try to sleep.

I wonder if there’s

Any salmon left?

 

 

Mike Barzacchini |mjbarzAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com

 

*****

 

Animal Anxiety Dreams

 

I worry in my dreams. Some people have anxiety dreams about being naked in front of the class, or performing in a play having forgotten the lines, but I have anxiety dreams about pets. I’ve dreamed disaster for every dog I’ve ever had. My Pembroke Welsh Corgi falls off a cliff, runs out into traffic, is lost in the neighborhood after dark (she’s small enough to make some coyote a tasty meal). I bet the queen never has dreams like this. My Siberian husky broke her chain and it is now wrapped around a tree deep in the woods where she will probably starve to death before I can find her. It is always my fault. When I got myself two fish tanks filled with tropical fish I thought my animal anxiety dream days were over…who can feel guilty about fish? Oh no, even Steven King couldn’t do better than my fish tank dreams. I’ve dreamed about that third tank I forgot I had, the one I never remembered to clean, the fish I neglected to feed. What is growing in the algae at the bottom of the tank? What is floating in the water when I take the lid off? And what about that tank so big it filled the whole wall, the one that I kept a walk-in freezer just for fish food? What kind of fish grows that big and what might it eat? And when the tank shatters, what kind of fishy dream monster flaps around in the glass shards, gasping for air?

 

 

Kate |kberne50AT NOSPAMhotmail dot com

 

*****

 

Make Your Worries Count

 

Some folks worry night and day.

I hear them rant and yelp.

But after all is said and done,

Their worries rarely help.

 

As for me, I’ve only two:

Not finding words that rhyme.

And, yes, I’d like to rid the world

Of Daylight Savings Time.

 

 

Bill Kirk |RnBKirkAT NOSPAMaol dot com

 

*****

 

My Grandmother’s Worries

 

My grandmother

worried about

going barefoot

in months without r’s,

whether grandfather

approved her

new hat,

children without

sweaters,

men without

suspenders,

people without

humor,

plates without

gravy,

hair without

ribbons,

plants without

water,

children without

sweets.

 

I worry

about becoming

my

grandmother.

 

 

Lori Jackson |ljacksonAT NOSPAMtcsdk12 dot org


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