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 Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 022
Posted by Robert
Today is the first day of October. We're also more than a week into my favorite season of the year--Autumn!
For today's prompt, I'd like you to try writing an Autumn Poem. That is, write a poem that evokes autumn for you. For different poets, this will mean different things.
Here's what it means for me:
"Ohio Autumns"
Homecoming queens and kings parade through the city streets as the cross country runners splash through the mud.
Quarterbacks play action pass their way to the hearts of every available cute cheerleader
without a date on Saturday evening. The Drum Majors lead their bands to cohesiveness so
the audience can applaud one more successful halftime--one more getting from here to there, and red
cards fly at the soccer games. Those cross country runners follow white lines to find the place to finish.
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10/1/2008 1:53:44 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Friday, September 26, 2008
Exclusive Interview With Poet Aimee Nezhukumatathil
Posted by Robert
One of the cool things about this blog is that very talented poets actually contact me about their poetry--either because they read the blog or are referred by their very talented poet friends. One such talented poet is Aimee Nezhukumatathil, who's the author of At the Drive-In Volcano (2007), winner of the Balcones Prize, and Miracle Fruit (2003), winner of the ForeWord Magazine Poetry Book of the Year and the Global Filipino Award--both collections published by Tupelo Press. Aimee also has new poems appearing in Ploughshares, Antioch Review and American Poetry Review. She is an associate professor of English at SUNY-Fredonia.
Her work is detailed and often science-based, but there's also a sense of adventure, desire and love that helps make her writing both relevant and accessible at the same time. For instance, here is one of my favorite poems from her collection At the Drive-In Volcano:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia The fear of long words
On the first day of classes, I secretly beg my students, Don't be afraid of me. I know my last name on your semester schedule
is chopped off or probably misspelled-- or both. I can't help it. I know the panic of too many consonants rubbed up against each other, no room for vowels
to fan some air into the room of a box marked Instructor. You want something to startle you? Try tapping the ball
of roots of a potted tomato plant into your cupped hand one spring, only to find a small black toad who kicks and blinks his cold eye at you,
the sun, a gnat. Be afraid of the x-rays for your teeth or lung. Pray for no dark spots. You may have
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: coal lung. Be afraid of money spiders tiptoeing across your face while you sleep on a sweet, fat couch. But don't be afraid of me, my last name, what language
I speak or what accent dulls itself on my molars. I will tell jokes, help you see the gleam of the beak of a mohawked cockatiel. I will
lecture on luminescent sweeps of ocean, full of tiny dinoflagellates oozing green light when disturbed. I promise dark gatherings of toadfish and comical shrimp just when you think you are alone, hoping to stay somehow afloat.
Here's the interview:
What are you currently up to?
I'm on sabbatical right now and last month I traveled to the Georgia Aquarium to fulfill a life-long dream/research project on whale sharks. I swam with four whale sharks and about 6,000 other fish, including a giant hammerhead. It was, to put it plainly--short of my wedding and the birth of my first child--the most exhilarating experience of my life. I'm working on an environmental children's book about the whale shark and a series of young adult poems. Meanwhile, it seems like I have been putting the finishing touches on my new manuscript for forever, but this time I mean it. This past summer, I had a mammoth 120+ page manuscript, so some serious slash-and-burn took place. My husband and I just bought a new house and we'll be moving in less than a month so I am also staring at various paint color chips scattered on my office floor.
At the Drive-In Volcano includes several references to location. So I'm wondering how important is location to your work?
I'm very particular when it comes to describing a landscape. For me, as both a reader and a writer, landscape is the very anchor (or at least one of them) for the whole poem to stand. Much of my writing comes from a life unsettled (having lived in seven different states since childhood) and to write about what a slice of land looks like or feels like is perhaps my way of mooring myself within the white space of a poem. The nature writer Gretel Erlich said that part of what helped shed her outsider status was to become a part of a place where "a person's life is a slow accumulation of days, seasons, and years, anchored by a land-bound sense of place." I have something very close to that "slow accumulation" here in Western NY, thank goodness, but at heart, there is still a wanderer in me.
Nature plays a role in the collection--from taking pictures next to volcanoes to taking the fins off sharks. Is science and the natural world a fascination of yours outside of writing?
One of the most common questions I get when I am a visiting writer is some variation of "Are the relationships/break-ups in your poems real?" My answer is that I can say that in poems that touch upon a romantic relationship, the biggest mistake one can make is assuming that the "I" of the poems is really me. I like to think of it as a composite or a sort of mosaic of a person, who just happens to have some similar qualities to me, but is not really me. But something that I'm very proud of content-wise, is that as you read through the book, you can be sure that any of the scientific or nature "trivia" found in my poems is all factually true. I didn't make up anything just for the sake of the poem, or because it 'sounded' better. So when I say in my poems that there is a wasp that can fly away holding a lizard in the clutches of its wee legs, or that when an octopus becomes stressed, it eats its own arms, I'm not just trying to conjure up some make-believe tra-la-la just to evoke a certain mood. Mother Nature is the greatest poet of all. I just take my cues from her. There's no way I could ever top the poems she gives us every single day. Just step outside and look around.
I read on your website that you have a dachshund named Villanelle. While reading your collection, I noticed you used the villanelle more than I'm used to seeing from other poets. Could you speak about both the villanelle and Villanelle?
The villanelle form is one of my favorite formal structures in poetry. I love to teach it, I love to write them. The repetition of the form lends itself to jumping in even deeper to an obsession. All the lines of the villanelles in my book are enjambed—that is, I don't actually repeat a complete line and barely even use the same rhyming word, unlike the 'traditional' villanelles in the vein of Thomas' "Do Not Go Gentle," where whole lines are completely used again throughout the poem. People say an enjambed villanelle is more difficult to compose, but for me, finding a subject (let alone a line!) that bears repeating again and again is easier said than done. I adore puzzling through the possibilities of unexpected rhymes in the villanelle. Also? I love that the rhyme scheme is "aba aba aba aba aba abaa." Just saying it out loud cracks me up. As for my dachshund, Villanelle—she's taking an 'extended spa vacation' with my folks in Florida, as she did not take too kindly to a new baby in the house. But she has home-cooked (yes, I said cooked) meals from my mom and even though I miss her terribly, we visit often and she is generally living a glamorous life every dachshund dreams about. I almost named her "Strudel."
In the poem "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," subtitled "The fear of long words," you write a reassuring poem to students about the length and spelling of your last name. Do you have a particular instance of a student having trouble with your name?
Oh, too many to mention in this space. I've had students say after the first day of classes that they were relieved because they thought I was going to be "one of them foreign guys who can't pronounce anything right." (Way to make a good first impression on your professor, no?) All during elementary school and high school, I felt like I had to explain so much of my culture to well-meaning friends and boyfriends. They knew I was American—had no accent whatsoever, but yet I was still different in lots of ways to them. It's funny, because my writing is still a lot of that "explaining" I think. Why I couldn't do this or that, why we eat this or that, etc. In the 70s, the pediatricians in Chicago (where I was born) routinely told immigrant families to teach children ENGLISH and only ENGLISH, else they would be ridiculed in school, etc. They really drilled this into my parents' minds, and even though my mom is a doctor herself, she was scared into following the orders. I wish I could hunt him down and slap him. I feel so cheated that I missed out on learning 2 beautiful languages: Tagalog and Malayalam. Never ever wanted to shorten my name. Even my husband didn't want me to take his name—he knows it is such a part of me that I would never want to lose. I think because my sister and I were raised in suburban neighborhoods where my family was the ONLY family of color, I was so used to having to 'explain' my (then) unusual packed lunches of lumpia and fried rice, etc. Or having fish for breakfast, etc. So I think in some ways, you could say I spent my whole childhood and teen years building a language that is accessible and vibrant. Poetry was finding its way through my everyday language before I ever knew what was going on.
Who are you currently reading?
My sabbatical reading list keeps getting longer, but the most recent reads include poet Paula Bohince whose new poems just blew me away, and a gaggle of children's literature to get a feel for what is out there as I work on my book on the whale shark. I am still plugging away on this almost 600-page long The Culinary History of Food. It's a veritable doorstop, but chock full of fascinating bits. It covers food culture in ancient hominids to the intricacies of canned food. I particularly found the section on medieval cooking to be a gas! I realize that those sentences make me sound like a huge nerd and you would be right to think so, but it's a must-read for any foodie. For fiction, I was a little late to the party, but I just finished reading Cormac McCarthy's The Road--as close to a masterpiece as I ever read. It's also the last book that made me cry.
If you could pass on one piece of advice to other poets, what would it be?
Oh, I have lots of little morsels of advice: read often and a lot. Floss. Invest in a good pair of shoes and write letters more often. Listen to the paper take the ink when you sign your name.
Finally, and a little off topic, who's going to win the Big Game this year? Ohio State or Michigan?
Clearly, you did not do your research, Good Sir. The Buckeyes may have dashed the hearts of their fans to smithereens by getting obliterated by USC this month, but this is the Tressel era: OSU 35, UM 3.
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Apologies go out to any Michigan fans who (probably now formerly) read the blog, but I noticed that Aimee was a Buckeye fan, and while I'm moving to Georgia on Monday, I just had to get a prediction from a poet on how that game is going to go down. (Btw, any USC fans watch the game last night? Go Beavers!)
To find out more about Aimee and her work, I suggest checking out her website at www.aimeenez.net.
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Also, Tupelo Press, the publishers of Aimee's two collections, have a website at www.tupelopress.org. Personal Updates | Poet Interviews | Poetry Craft Tips | Poets
9/26/2008 1:27:29 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Thursday, September 25, 2008
Poetry FAQs: When is something considered published?
Posted by Robert
Okay, this question has been coming up a lot recently in the comments section of this blog: What counts as previously published? And, in relation to this blog, does posting a poem in the comments of this blog mean it's "published"?
Before I begin, I think it would be beneficial for you to read this post from former co-blogger and Poet's Market editor Nancy Breen about the whole publishing question in "Published is Published!"
For Individual Poems
Many editors consider anything published anywhere at any time under any circumstances as published. This can even include public readings. And if a publication specifies what they consider published in their guidelines, it would behoove a poet (or any writer really) to respect the editor's considerations.
With such editors, a poem posted anywhere counts as publication, whether it's posted in a public forum or blog, or even a private, password-protected location online. In such cases, poems posted on this blog would be considered "previously published." However, there are editors who take a slightly different view.
Some editors consider a poem unpublished if it only displays on a personal blog and/or is in a "draft" form in a forum or blog. That is, if your poem on Poetic Asides is only a rough draft and not the final version, it would not be considered "previously published." If editors do not specify what they consider previously published, there's a good chance they fall into this camp.
For Poetry Collections
Except for rare cases, most editors/publishers of poetry collections accept previously published poems as long as the collection itself has not been previously published. Actually, the fact that poems are previously published usually helps in getting the collection published. That said, do NOT try to use poems posted on a personal blog or public forum as a publishing credit. Such credits hold little weight, since there is usually no screening process, because eveyone can get published.
My main point here is that individual poems that are considered published by journals can still be considered unpublished as components of a poetry collection. And that even individual poems that are considered published are welcome in "original" collections of poems.
In fact, "new collections" can be made from selecting poems from previous full-length collections and chapbooks.
So, How Should Poets Proceed?
Armed with your knowledge of what is and is not considered published, you've just got to pick your battles and act accordingly. For instance, most of my poems are not published on my blog, because I want to have as many publishing options available to me as possible. I share drafts of these "unpublished" poems with close poet friends to solicit feedback for revisions.
The poems I post as parts of prompts, I consider "published," though I would not use it as a publishing credit if I tried including any of them in a collection, because I also consider my poems on this blog to be "vanity publication credits." I make an informed decision to write a poem a week just for the act of creation.
Considering how much money most published poets make anyway, I don't view this as such a bad decision. But every poet has to make this decision on their own.
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9/25/2008 12:59:42 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 021
Posted by Robert
On Monday, I'm going to be making the "big move" down to Atlanta to live with my wife and stepson. Luckily, F+W has been really supportive of allowing me to telecommute from my new home office. Still, it is a big move and will create a huge change in my typical routine.
For today's prompt, I want you to write a poem about a big change in your routine. Everyone experiences them. For instance, big changes could be getting a job, having a child, surviving a traumatic event, first day of school, making a friend, etc. If you want, you could even write about a series of big changes that are kicked off by a small change.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Ohio"
I've always thought about you, the way you greet people with an "O" and "o," as if you're at first impressed and then deflated.
I know the feeling. We all do with our buckeye necklaces and assembly line hangovers, our empty factories where our mothers and fathers used to march, signs clenched in their hands, firm lines across their mouths.
If it seems that I am leaving you, please don't think I'll use an "o" to explain you to others. For me, you're always an "O."
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9/24/2008 11:03:08 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Monday, September 22, 2008
Where is poetry happening?
Posted by Robert
So as part of my upcoming move from Southwest Ohio to Northwest Georgia, I've been interested in what the poetry scene is like in the Atlanta area. And lucky for me, there is a website dedicated to poetry events in the area.
The site is called Poetry Atlanta, Inc., and it was created by Dan Veach, editor of the Atlanta Review. If you're interested, check it out at http://www.poetryatlanta.blogspot.com.
So that got me wondering about other areas, and here's a short list of calendars from particular cities:
For NYC, there's the ultimate NYC poetry calendar by Marc Rubin at http://www.poetz.com/calendar.
For Chicago, there's C.J. Laity's http://chicagopoetry.com.
And then, there is the Poetix poetry calendar for Southern California at http://www.poetix.net/calendar.htm.
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If you have up-to-date poetry calendars from other areas, please share them with everyone in the comments below. Thanks!
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9/22/2008 1:29:13 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Thursday, September 18, 2008
Exclusive Interview With Poet and Attorney John M. FitzGerald
Posted by Robert
This interview came about from an earlier interview with poet and actress Hélène Cardona. Sometime in June, Hélène mentioned that John M. FitzGerald's most recent collection, Telling Time by the Shadows (Turning Point), was actually a collection of secret love poems written by him to her.
"These are the poems John wrote when we first met," says Hélène. "We met at a reading he did at Beyond Baroque in Venice. After that we communicated through poetry, sending each other poems by mail or e-mail for the longest time before we even had a date. It's a very 18th century story."
Needless to say, I was definitely intrigued. John originally sent his poems to Hélène as "prayer poems," so as not to let on they were to her. Eventually, the secret broke, and they both went on to live happily ever after.
FitzGerald, a dual citizen of the United States and Ireland, has published in numerous journals and anthologies. Spring Water, a novel in verse, was a Turning Point Books prize selection in 2005. His other collections include The Mind, The Charter of Effects, Question Creation and The Zeroth Law. He recently completed his first novel, Primate, and turned it into a screenplay.
Here's a poem from Telling Time by the Shadows:
"Magus"
I would be one of the wanderers, with heaven watching. Observe, you reflections, I glance away.
Notice the wonder spring forth in ancientness, steep the spell held in spices, hypnotized. In dreams I descend twenty steps at a time,
am afraid how I'll land if I fly too high. I try not to say I, and claim myself, a sign of consciousness uncovering.
Who calls me, from such transience? We will ourselves into vastness, like children at graves,
a wind with just one chance to blow, both toward and away from itself in surprise, or life is waste.
There are shooting stars, then that which lingers, even hovers like a hawk, a halo, a messenger. None can bear looking straight into the sun.
We see it reflect off the ocean by day, the moon at night. Imagine someone's sun fly away. What must it search for, in its burning?
Galaxies witness it bursting through silence. May it hover to the end in spite of where it finds itself. Let innocence cling to the universe, swirling,
get high and go hungry, distill our minds till we can't control what pours from inside, and at heart remain addicts, ever humble.
And with that, let's get into the interview:
What are you currently up to?
I recently finished a new manuscript of poetry, The Zeroth Law. It's actually more of a cross between poetry and literary nonfiction that compares the beliefs of the world’s major religions to history, myth and science.
You're in a relationship with poet Hélène Cardona. So I'm wondering if you could share what it's like to be in a relationship with another poet?
Hélène is great. She is the love of my life and my best friend and a pleasure to be around. People say we're joined at the hip. I'm not so sure that being in a relationship with another poet is so different than being in a relationship with a person in any other occupation. You have to make time for both the vocational and creative aspects of life, while continuing to recognize the things that brought you together in the first place. I was used to being alone to write and it took some adjustment for me. But it helps that we have a lot of the same interests and can bounce things off of one another. And it helps that she is brilliant, too.
Your collection Telling Time by the Shadows is actually a collection of "secret" love poems you wrote to Cardona, which you called Prayer Poems at the time. Could you re-cap a little on how this developed, including when/how Cardona finally learned their actual purpose?
Yes. It's a collection of poems of love and longing. I first met Hélène when she approached me after a reading I did at Beyond Baroque, in Venice. She told me how great my poems were, and of course, I was immediately stunned by her presence. As time went on, we kept meeting again and again at local poetry events. We talked and exchanged poems.
But Hélène is an impressive person. I was always certain that it was only the poetry she was interested in, rather than me in a romantic sense. We began to meet and take very long walks along the beach, from Santa Monica to Malibu, almost daily. During these walks we would hardly speak at all. We would then each return to our separate homes, and send each other poems and letters by e-mail and post.
At that time, as it happened, I was working on what I then referred to as "The Prayer Poems." These were prayers in the traditional sense, that they were directed toward a deity. But in these poems, God is really a woman.
In your own opinion, what makes for a good "secret" love poem?
I think a good secret love poem is one that is universal. You cannot give yourself away completely. Hélène actually began to hope the poems were about her.
You work as an attorney, which I'm sure eats up a lot of time and can be psychologically draining. How do you balance your poetry with your day job?
I write every night. It's just a matter of habit. I wouldn't feel normal if I didn't do it.
Could you explain what inspired Spring Water (Turning Point), a novel in verse about the life of a serial killer?
When I was in law school, I read a number of cases in criminal law and criminal procedure, in which defendants being tried for murder raised the defense of insanity, stating that God, or the devil had told them to kill. But the case that stuck with me the most did not arise in the context of crimes, but in the context of wills and trusts. It was the infamous Tylenol case, to which we now owe the tamper-proof cap.
In this sad case, a newlywed couple was called on their honeymoon in Hawaii, and informed that the groom's brother had suddenly and unexpectedly died. The couple cut their honeymoon short, and returned for the funeral. After the ceremony, there was a reception held at the home of the deceased. Both the new husband and wife took the very same Tylenol, and died within an hour of one another. Since they both had wills leaving everything to the other, the issue was which one to enforce. The killer was never caught. That really stuck with me.
You have lived in England, Italy, and Santa Monica. I'm going to put you on the spot and ask which is your favorite place to live and why?
Santa Monica. I love it here. I was born here. But I'm also a citizen of Ireland. I lived England 2 years and couldn't wait to come home. But now I sort of miss it, and will make it a point to go back – for a visit. My mother's side of the family has a vineyard in Amorosi, near Naples. It's pretty great there too. But since you said "live," I'm sticking with Santa Monica, for now. Who knows, I might feel the need to move to Ireland, depending on who wins the election.
As a follow-up question, do you think travel helps with the poetic writing process?
I'm sure that anything outside the ordinary, everyday experience must help with the creative process. As beautiful as Santa Monica is, you can only write about the beach so many times before you bore yourself to television.
If you could share only one piece of advice with other poets, what would it be?
Read, read, read.
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Check out Turning Point Books at http://www.turningpointbooks.com.
Check out John's website at http://jmfitzgerald.com.
And finally, check out Cardona's website at http://www.helenecardona.com.
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Poetic Asides is loaded with great poet interviews. To view them all, go to: http://blog.writersdigest.com/poeticasides/CategoryView,category,Poet%20Interviews.aspx.
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9/18/2008 10:04:16 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 020
Posted by Robert
As mentioned in an earlier post, Southwest Ohio was beat up by a wind storm that had hurricane force winds. Earlier in the weekend, I assured my sons that Ohio never experiences hurricanes (we just have twisters to contend with usually), but by Sunday evening daddy was proved wrong (once again).
Anyway, for this week's prompt, I want you to write a poem about something that would make you happy. For me, that would be getting electricity at home again (been without since early Sunday afternoon). For someone else, that may be a trip to Paris or a visit from a loved one or a teleportation machine (with the gas prices these days, it would sure come in handy).
Here's my silly attempt for the week:
"Electricity"
Without you, I'm propping a flashlight's glare into the corner above the shower to clean myself in almost warm water before charging my cell phone in the car on my way into work. I am sorry I took you for granted. Please come back soon.
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9/17/2008 10:55:50 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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First Ever Fake Bio Contest Winner and Other Finalists
Posted by Robert
Okay, I've been in hiding recently because so many poets have been hounding me over who is the winner of the first ever fake bio contest on Poetic Asides. The great thing about this contest is that writers didn't need to have any "real" credits to enter--just a great imagination of what they'd like to have in their bio notes. That said, the competition was fierce--with many entrants owning impressive "real" bios.
Anyway, the judging was difficult, especially as I got closer and closer to narrowing down the field to 8 finalists from which to pick the winner. To build the suspense and share some of the fake bios I found most interesting, here are the 7 finalists who did not win:
Pris Campbell's poetry book, Sucky Relationships, was just turned into an award-winning movie, directed by Clint Eastwood. She will be featured on Dr. Phil and Oprah where she'll moderate participant's arguments about which partner sucked the most. She is currently being sued by all six of her ex-husbands who demand parts in the movie as their award. She lives with her pet monkey on an island off of Maine where she's hard at work on a sequel. Jib-Jab plans to spearhead a drive to make her poet laureate for 'making poetry relevant to the people' again.
Pris Campbell |camprisAT NOSPAMbellsouth dot net
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Kellian Angelou is famous and well-known for winning the Pullet's Surprise, the No Bell Piece Prize, and the Mack Arthur Genie Grant for her poetry collection exploring the uncertainty of scales, The Waistland. The Waistland is a corset of sonnets dealing with the tragic difficulty of being a size 14 in a world of zeros. Kellian received her MFA from the I-Owe-ya Writers Workshop. She currently lives with her wild emu, Walt, in the Northwest.
Kelli Agodon |kelliAT NOSPAMagodon dot com
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Caili Wilk has been awarded the Emily Dickinson accolade for her upcoming work titled, “I am so old”. At age 32, this will be her first award for poetry; however as a teenager she received a bronze certificate for her entry into the middle school song contest. Miss Wilk is most well known for her attempt to break the world record for typing out the letter P on a keyboard; however, after 5,328,685 times, she collapsed muttering “I need to pee”. Inconsequently, she retired to her bathroom, and has not been seen in public since developing severe typophobia.
Caili Wilk |cailiwilkAT NOSPAMgmail dot com
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Robert McDermott was intended to be the reincarnation of Robert Lowell but owing to a clerical error is actually the reincarnation of John Berryman. His poetry is quite remarkable and is easily the best on his ward. He is currently writing an opera about oranges and in his next life he wants to be a Shakespearean villain. His latest collection 'In conversation with Kilgore Trout' has attracted wide praise and is available in spirit everywhere.
Robert McDermott |robertmcdermottAT NOSPAMgmail dot com
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Odoacer Pinkyring Moses de la Salle Cuthbert-Jones is that weird guy who lives in the van parked across the street from your house. He is allergic to everything, especially air and water. His most recent book, the title of which is unpronounceable in any human language, spent 30 seconds at the top of the best seller list in the Autonomous Republic of Erewhon. One day he will destroy you all.
Matthew Falk |mdfalkAT NOSPAMsvsu dot edu
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Jonathan Pinnock is the author of "Apathy: A 21st Century Manifesto". He'd tell you more about himself if he could be bothered.
Jonathan Pinnock |jonAT NOSPAMjpassoc dot co dot uk
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Shaindel Beers, the once promising young poet, has decided after reading many literary journals, including this one, that mediocrity is the way to go. Obviously no one was brilliant enough to understand her allusions to the classical mythologies of ancient civilizations, her personal theories of metaphysics, or her unique insight into the human condition. Instead, journals have elected to publish her drunken scrawlings written on napkins at dive bars, which she then drunk types when she comes home alone from happy hours at various establishments. The other nights, little writing gets done.
Shaindel Beers |shaindelrAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com
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All of these were great, but the first ever winner cracked me up--and got bonus points, because writers could actually submit a similar bio note without stretching the truth. As a result, Jessy Randall will receive a free copy of the 2009 Poet's Market. Congratulations, Jessy!
Here's her winning entry:
Jessy Randall has read poems in the Iowa Review, Ploughshares, the Paris Review, the New Yorker, and The Best American Poetry 1999, 2003, and 2007.
Jessy Randall |jessyrandallAT NOSPAMyahoo dot com
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9/17/2008 10:30:22 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Interview, no power, and other fun updates!
Posted by Robert
Belinda Subraman recently interviewed me on her blog. She has quite a few interviews listed on her blog with various poetry-related people and others. The cool thing about this interview is that it's in audio. Check it out at http://belinda_subraman.podomatic.com/entry/eg/2008-09-13T08_02_04-07_00.
In the interview, I mention S.A. Griffin, Amanda Oaks, James Tate, my wife, an ex-girlfriend, my past with F+W Media, my future with F+W Media, my writing, my submissions, etc. (Sounds like a lot of me-me-me, but hopefully there is some value for you-you-you as well.)
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Also, if it seems like it's been a little quiet over here, it's because I was busy last week--AND most of Southwest Ohio was without power Sunday afternoon into this morning. In fact, my house in Dayton is still without power--and I believe more than 500,000 people in the Cincinnati-area alone are still in the dark. But F+W Media is back up and running today. Yay!
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Finally, we mentioned the Fake Bio Contest in the interview mentioned above. I've got the list whittled down to 8 fake bios and will attempt to name a winner before I leave this afternoon. Thanks for being patient with me! General | Personal Updates
9/16/2008 11:25:28 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Thursday, September 11, 2008
Having Fun With Bad Poetry
Posted by Robert
Brian Klems (of Writer's Digest fame) brought the following thread to my attention from the WD.com forums: http://forum.writersdigest.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=19564&start=1
First post: "I have this gift you see to write very bad poetry Try as I might It's something I just can't fight So I write stuff you wouldn't read to a tree"
-wondo
Starting up in July, this thread is still going strong (with more than 500 responses to date). While other random forms have entered into the chain, the thread seems to rely mostly on limericks. So if you want to play around with a group of other writers, here's your chance.
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Also, Amy Barlow Liberatore proposed on my Facebook page that we all try writing "bad haiku." (She mentioned that Iain Douglas Kemp was partially responsible for inspiring her.) So if you want to start writing bad haiku, feel free to post in the comments below.
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9/11/2008 3:24:01 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 019
Posted by Robert
One of my favorite prompts way back in April during the PAD Challenge was when I asked people to write a poem where they slip into the skin of someone or something else. With that prompt in mind, I think I've come up with another fun one that is somewhat similar.
For this week's prompt, I want you to first come up with a title that is: "(Blank) is (Blank)".
So, possible titles could be:
"Darth Vader is a sith lord" "Santa Claus is real" "Rocks are not scissors" "Godzilla is a ballerina"
After you come up with a great "Blank is blank" title, write a poem that corresponds with that title.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Your name is astronaut"
When you were born, the fishermen released their fish back into the sea; the politicians quit giving speeches; the editors set down their red pens; the lead singers dropped their mics; pundits squabbled no more; critics patted each other on their backs; parents let their children stay up late and watch television; children listened to their parents; hawks stopped hunting field mice; and everyone gave each other high-fives and sang songs of hope for a planet where everyone can be different without stepping on each others' toes. Poetry Prompts
9/10/2008 10:26:47 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Thursday, September 04, 2008
Fundamentals of Poetry Writing
Posted by Robert
Just want to remind people they can sign up for my Fundamentals of Poetry Writing course offered on WritersOnlineWorkshops.com by going to: http://www.writersonlineworkshops.com/retail/courses.aspx?r=fundamentals-of-poetry-writing.
It should be a fun and informative course that gives poets a chance to write some new poems and receive feedback from peers and myself. The online course runs from September 18 to December 10.
Also, keep a look out for an Advanced Poetry Writing course I'll be heading up on the site from November 6 to December 17.
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And as long as I'm at it, might as well mention that you can (and should) sign up for the free monthly Poet's Market e-newsletter at www.poetsmarket.com. This monthly message is put together by me and includes some information that is not offered on this blog. General | Personal Updates | Poetry Craft Tips
9/4/2008 3:48:15 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 018
Posted by Robert
I don't know. Maybe it's the diet I've recently put myself on. Maybe it's the approach of autumn festivals and the thought of funnel cakes and soft pretzels. Or maybe it's just the poets I've been reading. Regardless, it feels as if I've been reading a lot of poems recently dealing with food-food-food (yummy, yummy food!).
So with that kind of introduction, it should come as little surprise that this week's prompt is to write a poem that involves food in some way. You can make food the main protagonist or give food a cameo. Perhaps, you could even make food the antagonist. Hmm...
Anyway, here's my attempt for the day:
"Food Sestina"
Though I like apples, I love pears and have always fancied peaches, especially with cottage cheese. In the summer, I crave bell peppers mixed with some light pasta-- maybe a glass of apple juice,
though I'd also drink the juice left in my bowl of sliced pears, because what better with pasta? Mmm... and for dessert, some hot peach cobbler, though not like the hot peppers at the spice shop; those require cheese
to cool the mouth. But maybe cheese would go well with grape juice, yes, and some jalapeno peppers-- juicy in their own way. After, a pair of freshly picked peaches would hit the spot. Not pasta,
or maybe yes to pasta after all. Some ricotta cheese on the sauce. On the side, peaches halved and a bit of cranberry juice. Of course, my favored pears and some sweet, sweet peppers.
But then I start thinking, pepperoni pizza? Hmm... the thought of pasta sauce slapped on dough, then pare back an abundance of melty cheese along with some of that blue juice drink I had as a kid--or even peach-
flavored pop. That would be peachy. But if I want to salt and pepper my food, I should not think such juicy thoughts. Instead, I should forget pasta, and focus on some breaded cheese sticks. Then, and only then, can I spare
myself the pears and peaches. I will be all cheesed and peppered, ready to juice my pasta.
Personal Updates | Poetry Prompts
9/3/2008 10:50:09 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
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 Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Exclusive Interview With Poet Sandra Beasley
Posted by Robert
This interview has been a work-in-progress since May of this year, even if Sandra Beasley wasn't in the loop on it. When I was in Los Angeles earlier this year for BookExpo America, I brought along a copy of Hotel Amerika for reading purposes and was floored by a poem about a translator by a poet I'd never heard of named Sandra Beasley. I even read that and another Beasley poem to my wife Tammy over the phone that same morning and mentioned that I need to hunt her down for an interview. But then I got busy and kept not getting around to it until Martha Silano mentioned Beasley in a recent Poetic Asides interview. That gave me the extra shove I needed, and so there's the history leading up to this posting.
Sandra Beasley won the 2007 New Issues Poetry Prize for her book Theories of Falling, selected by Marie Howe. It was released in April of this year by New Issues and has already received much praise. She received her MFA from American University and serves on the staff of The American Scholar. Beasley has also won numerous awards, including fellowships to Vermont Studio Center, Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, the Jenny McKean Moore Workshop, the Indiana University Writers' Conference, and the Millay Colony for the Arts.
Here's the opening poem to Theories of Falling, which was also cited by Martha Silano in her interview with Poetic Asides (and originally appeared in 32 Poems):
Cherry Tomatoes
Little bastards of vine. Little demons by the pint. Red eggs that never hatch, just collapse and rot. When
my mom told me to gather their grubby bodies into my skirt, I'd cry. You and your father, she'd chide--
the way, each time I kicked and wailed against sailing, my dad shook his head, said You and your mother.
Now, a city girl, I ease one loose from its siblings, from its clear plastic coffin, place it on my tongue.
Just to try. The smooth surface resists, resists, and erupts in my mouth: seeds, juice, acid, blood
of a perfect household. The way, when I finally went sailing, my stomach was rocked from inside
out. Little boat, big sea. Handful of skinned sunsets.
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What are you currently up to?
As readers of my blog know, a few months back I began writing sestinas, invariably between the hours of midnight and 5 AM. I've always had a soft spot for the form, and the drafts were a way of giving myself a break from my second book manuscript. What started as mere linguistic jigsaw-puzzling has now taken on a life of its own: in October Black Warrior Review will publish Bitch and Brew, all sestinas, as part of their chapbook series. So now I am putting together two manuscripts—one in free verse, I Was the Jukebox, and a formal one called (for now) Count the Waves. Both will circulate to publishers beginning this fall.
I've lived in DC since coming up for my MFA at American University, and I grew up in northern Virginia. This is home. So I've taken on service commitments to the Writer's Center, and the Arts Club of Washington, to host readings and improve outreach. There's something immensely satisfying to me about connecting people with common goals and a love of poetry. I've also been thrilled to start contributing to my hometown paper, the Washington Post, as a periodic columnist for their "XX Files" feature in the Sunday Magazine.
You've had fellowships to Vermont Studio Center, Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, the Jenny McKean Moore Workshop, the Indiana University Writers' Conference, and the Millay Colony for the Arts. First, what's your secret to success? Second, how have these fellowships benefited you and your work?
A lot of the opportunities I have had come from just putting stamps on envelopes and getting the darn applications out there. Relentlessly, and with cavalier disregard of the (many, many) rejections that will come your way (or at least, they come my way). You have to make the system as assembly line as possible—go ahead and prepare a generic bio note, c.v., cover letter, project description—though, of course, tailor to the individual application before you send.
Whenever I get the slightest inclination to actually fill out an application (or for that matter, send out a journal submission), I drop whatever else I'm doing and honor the impulse. Even if I'm at work. Even if I'm on deadline. You always have to prioritize the poetry, because no one will do it for you.
Theories of Falling was pretty much born at the Millay Colony—at least twenty of the pages were written there, and I moved thumb-tacked copies around on the wall of my studio until I found the manuscript's order. I love a colony atmosphere: the escape from the city to a rural setting; interaction with fellow artists (painters tend to be my favorites); the fact that you can spend a day going barefoot, reading, and drinking red wine, and that's accepted as part of the process. I would be a colony-hopper if I didn't love DC so much.
Do you have any sort of routine to both your writing and submission efforts?
I try to be as systematic as possible in terms of sending out, by conceptualizing "submission packets" of 4-5 poems each: poems that offset each other well, that advance a certain theme or stylistic gesture. I'll match a packet with whatever I think the editors at that particular magazine will like best. It makes me nervous if I don't have things out at at least three journals at any given time. As you can probably guess from that statement, I prefer places that consider simultaneous submissions. As someone who has worked at a number of magazines, I just don't see any reason not to be open to simultaneous.
As for a routine to my writing schedule…can't say I have one. Sometimes I draft every day for a month, sometimes I go three months without writing a thing. Mostly I draft on my laptop, but I use longhand and legal pads too. I like a variety of settings, so I might start work in my downstairs studio and then move to my bedroom rocking chair; sometimes I write on the balcony, sometimes in a bar. I am 100% night owl, though, and would happily always write between midnight and 3 AM. It's a shame that schedule isn't compatible with the rest of the world.
The poems in Theories of Falling often feel embedded in relationships, either between family members or lovers. Do you find digging into relationships makes for more engaging reading?
Mining what's around you is practically inevitable, particularly for the first book. Young writers have been using the same bildungsroman arc since the days of the German enlightenment, and one of the things you hear over and over in MFA programs—"write what you know"—does nothing to challenge that. Which is just fine, as long as the craft is there and the writer has the discipline to then move on. I love Theories of Falling, but it would be a disappointment if I were digging into those same emotional dynamics three books from now. You do what you can with the material, and then you find something new.
Included in Theories of Falling is "Allergy Girl," a long poem (or series of poems?), about your real-life experiences growing up with chronic and severe food allergies. Could you discuss your feelings on how autobiographical you like to make your poems?
"Allergy Girl" offers the most-straight fact of anything in the book. I'd feel comfortable calling them autobiographical, which I would hesitate to do for any other poems. I think fidelity to fact in poetry is overrated, a belief that is to the unending consternation of my loved ones. Poets are always heightening and fracturing facts to get at a lyric or philosophical "truth." But judging from reader response—and when the book came out, I heard over and over about this series in particular —it is useful for the "Allergy Girl" poems to be understood as "truthful," because they offer perspective on a medical condition that might be of comfort or liberation to someone else trying to write about their health issues. Plus, how could I pass up the chance to say yes, I really was the girl in that bed-of-nails episode of Mondo Magic?
My new work is flagrantly un-biographical, playing with persona and surrealism. The jukebox speaks. The orchid speaks. The world war speaks. I go on blind dates with dead Greek heroes. My family much prefers these poems.
You recently hosted a poetry reading in your apartment. An interview you conducted with Henry Taylor while you were at the University of Virginia led to you being invited to get your MFA at American University. How important do you feel community is for a poet?
I respect the specter of the hermit-poet, who does not want to do any meeting or greeting. But I can't empathize at all, and there is a very proud tradition of poets who cultivate community. Henry Taylor fits that mold, as does Ethelbert Miller here in DC, or Lisa Spaar at the University of Virginia. So often we send our work off into the void, publishing in little journals no one ever sees. If I can make the void a little less echo-ey, whether by hosting readings in my living room or introducing people, I will. And I wouldn't give up those 3 AM conversations on the last night of the AWP conference for anything.
You have a very nice website and blog. What do you see as the main benefits of having these?
Honestly? My website started because of "Sandra Beasley and the Spaz Rats," my internet doppelganger who is a renowned expert on alternative medicine for rodents. I am not making this up. Her name was already all over the web, and I knew unless I actively established my own identity, there were going to be some confused Googlers in the poetry world. So I use a very rudimentary WYSIWYG editor, and try to update the site two times a month with readings and recent publications. I haven't gotten any inquiries about using magnets to treat a rat with a sprained ankle, so I guess my initial goal has been met.
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