# Monday, December 01, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Next Steps
Posted by Robert

Okay, it's officially December, which means November 2008 is a thing of the past. Meaning hooray! We've completed (or nearly completed) the November PAD Chapbook Challenge!

Sooooooooooo, now what? (Twiddling thumbs.)

Well, now, it's time to put that chapbook together. Do you remember what other poets said made a great chapbook on October 30? (If not, click here.) Use that information--as well as your own gut feeling--to put together a 10- to 20- page chapbook (single-spaced) of material you wrote during November for the challenge.

Here's what I want from you:

* Cover page with your name, e-mail address, physical address, manuscript title, theme
* Table of Contents (or TOC) page that lists the poem titles
* 10-20 pages of poems (not including the Cover and TOC pages)
* Submit via e-mail to robert.brewer@fwmedia.com with a subject line that reads: November PAD Chapbook Submission
* Submit as either a .txt or .doc (NOT .docx) attachment
* Submissions must be received by midnight EST on January 5 to be eligible

Who can compete?

Anyone who claims to have participated in the November PAD Chapbook Challenge, whether you posted your poems on the blog or not. I'm going to use the honor system here, but I know that many poets write poems from the Poetic Asides prompts who don't post to the blog--so I want to keep this open to as many people who follow along as possible.

What if a poem is longer than one page?

No problem. That's why I'm asking for 10-20 pages of poems, instead of 10-20 poems. It's possible, though not likely, that you could submit an entire chapbook manuscript that consists of one long poem that runs 10-20 pages in length.

Can I include illustrations with my submission?

No. Just words please.

Can poems be revised?

Yes! In fact, I encourage poets to use December as a month to revise, organize, and even fill in any gaps that will help put your collection over the top. (And remember: Longer does NOT always mean better. A 10-page collection that is super tight will most likely look better to Tammy and I than a 20-page collection that is uneven in spots.)

Who judges the competition?

The competition will be judged by my wife (and published poet) Tammy and myself. If you're into Googling your judges, you can find samples of my poems under Robert Lee Brewer and samples of Tammy's poems under Tammy Trendle. However, it should be noted that we both are well-read and enjoy poetry from several different schools--so you really shouldn't try to write to our styles as much as writing to your own style.

What does the winner receive?

Well, at the moment, I'm only going to promise bragging rights. But there's always the possibility that if an amazing manuscript comes through (and I'm able to find the time) that I'll work to get it published, either through myself or trying to get another publisher on board. However, I think bragging rights should be a pretty big incentive, considering how many people visit Poetic Asides every day. Plus, I'll interview the winner for the blog, which will help bring the winner fortune and glory.

When is the winner announced?

February 2, 2009 is the target date. If that changes, there will be an announcement on the blog.

Any other questions can be asked in the comments below this post, and I'll try to answer as best I can.

 


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# Sunday, November 30, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 30
Posted by Robert

I'm so excited about Day 30 of our November PAD Chapbook Challenge that I'm going to go ahead and post now, instead of waiting until later this morning. It's November 30th in the ATL, so here we go.

For today's prompt, I want you to write a resolution (or lack of resolution) poem. This is the poem that puts THE END on your collection. Maybe you can wrap it up with a pretty bow, or maybe it's open-ended. But today is definitely Day 30 of the challenge--and your last poem of November. Great job!

Here's my attempt for the day:

"Missing"

His body is always missing,
whether we burn him in a house
or throw him under a train;

when we check for his remains,
all that remains is a mystery--
no blood, no head, nothing

but a vacuum sucking
the edges of our rib cages,
leaving behind nothing

but fear.

 


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# Saturday, November 29, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 29
Posted by Robert

Wow! I can't believe tomorrow is actually the last day of this challenge. Isn't that crazy?!? I haven't even really been keeping too close of an eye on the poems I've been crafting each day, so I'll be really interested in seeing what I have during December.

For today's prompt, I want you to write an outsider poem. That is, write a poem from the perspective of someone or something outside of your theme looking in. For instance, if you're writing a bunch of punk rock poems, have a country western fan look in on punk rock. If you're writing a series of vegan poems, have a big game hunter interact with veganism. You get the idea, right?

Here's my attempt for the day:

"Parents"

We always seem to be gone for the weekend
when these things happen. A man in a mask
with a sharp knife or a meathook terrorizing
the quiet town where nothing ever happens
until we leave. On our cruise, we shuffle along
the shuffleboard; we buy souvenirs when we
make port. Our lives are so perfect that coming
back sometimes leaves our minds, but we always
do, and that's when we learn what happens
when we leave: The world quickly falls apart.
Five dead, one traumatized--killer still at large.

 


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# Friday, November 28, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 28
Posted by Robert

Okay, with 3 days left, it's time to write a top-of-the-world or celebration poem. Even if your overall collection is a downer, try to find something related to your theme to celebrate. After all, you have 2 more days to get back to your overall mood.

Here's my attempt for the day:

"He's dead"

The monster is dead,
we chopped off his head;

the vampire is gone,
sun burned him at dawn;

the mummy's kaput,
unwrapped head to foot;

the werewolf done died,
and nobody cried.

 


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Special Thanksgiving Day Post
Posted by Robert

Today, Tammy and I enjoyed Thanksgiving with her son (my stepson), Reese, and her family here in Georgia. It was a great time, and I was able to meet a few relatives I'd still not met yet. In the afternoon, we dropped Reese off at his daddy's and didn't really have a plan for what to do afterward. So, we bought a newspaper and saw that Macy's was having a tree lighting ceremony in Atlanta.

We decided to go and made it over there a little more than an hour before the festivities were to begin, which also happened to be just in time, because that place was soon mobbed by thousands upon thousands of tree lighting fanatics. In fact, the event was filmed and will be (or was) aired in several cities and to all the U.S. military men and women (on Monday apparently).

Tony award-winning actress Heather Headley and singer-songwriter-poet Jewel performed, in addition to others. Tammy and I, of course, were mostly interested in seeing a tree lighting and getting some hot chocolate, but the performances and spectacle was pretty nice, too--especially with it being a free event (didn't even have to pay or fight for parking).

That white mass above the red bar up there is Jewel. I thought I'd include her here, since she's written a collection of poems. They're not my cup of tea, but I do like her music.

The tree atop Macy's was lit up during a dramatic part of "O Holy Night" sung by Headley. I love that song. And, as the song ended, an impressive firework display started up. If you're ever in Atlanta on Thanksgiving, I'd recommend checking this out.

This pic is a little grainy, but it shows Tammy and I at the event having a great time. Hope everyone had as awesome a Thanksgiving as we did.

 


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# Thursday, November 27, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 27
Posted by Robert

We're almost there. Time to crack our knuckles, roll up our sleeves, loosen our ties and get to work. What am I talking about? Today (at least in the U.S.) is Thanksgiving, which means it's time to watch parades, graze the veggie trays, loosen our belts, and fall asleep--after writing your poem for today, of course. Oh yeah, it's on.

For today's prompt, I want you to write a poem that could be the climax of your collection. This is the take-no-prisoners poem you've been working toward all month. You get to decide how you're going to approach this poem, but keep it focused on your theme--and make it climactic.

Imagine that if people read the poem you're about to write that their faces would melt off from the brilliance of it--and that they'll all get together (at least the ones who are still alive) and sing praises to your poetic brilliance. No pressure.

Here's my attempt for the day:

"Witching Hour"

She hears him breathing,
but she can't see anything--
just darkness. Her skin shivers
beneath the autumn breeze,
no moon. She hears him
breathing and moving around
as if he knows where he's headed,
and maybe he does she thinks.

She grips the knife in her hand
tighter, thinks about how she
will do it, how she will stab him,
which direction she'll run to get
away. She hears him breahing
and moving closer; she feels
as if she reached out that
she could touch or cut him.

She hears him breathing before
she hears him leaving.

 


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# Wednesday, November 26, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 26
Posted by Robert

Okay, after today's poem, there are only four days left for the November challenge. We're sooooo close. And, yes, for those of us living in the States, there's that little turkey-themed holiday tomorrow and the biggest shopping-sale day of the year follows directly on its heels. I guess that's why this is called a challenge, huh? My recommendation for tomorrow: Write the poem first, then dig into the turkey (and take that Thanksgiving Day nap).

For today's poem, I want you to write a call-to-action piece that is related to your theme. Your call-to-action can be stated directly in the poem, or a more powerful way to attack this poem is to do it indirectly. Think of how The Jungle led to the establishment of the FDA and Bambi led to an interest in animal rights.

Here's my attempt for the day:

"Mommy, Daddy"

I heard a shuffling sound in the closet
things getting knocked around
and I can't get to sleep
unless you check it out
or let me sleep with you
and don't you tell me that it has to do
with all them monster movies
you let me watch
because them monster movies are not
about things hiding in an 8-year-old's closet
are they?

 


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# Tuesday, November 25, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 25
Posted by Robert

I've noticed that a person or two has asked what I've got planned for after November. And here's what I'm thinking: After November is over, y'all can have December to revise and organize and select poems for your chapbooks. If needed, you can even add a new poem to fill a hole or two. Then, I want you to submit your 10-20 page manuscript (only one poem per page) by January 5, 2009. Tammy and I will go through the entries and choose the first official November PAD Chapbook Challenge champion! I'm not sure what being the champion will mean, yet, besides bragging rights, but I bet I'll come up with something between now and then (the winner will be announced on February 2--Groundhog Day).

Stay tuned for more specific submission details in the beginning of December.

So, anyway, that's the post-November plans for this challenge. On to today's prompt.

*****

Today, I want you to write a something-overlooked poem. Think about something that is often overlooked--as it relates to your theme--and then shine some light on it.

Here's my attempt for the day:

"Nessie"

Maybe because I'm from Scotland
and hang in Loch Ness. Maybe because
I don't breathe fire as I smash up Tokyo
or beat my chest on top of the Empire
State Building in Manhattan. Maybe
because I'm camera shy, sure. But then,
Bigfoot is, too. Of course, he's got more
fur--so he's cuter and cuddlier, of course.
Anyway, I'm not complaining, but maybe,
just maybe, I've been playing hard to get.

 


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# Monday, November 24, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 24
Posted by Robert

Today starts our final week of this challenge. So, appropriately, I want you to write a hopeless or blues poem. We’re almost there, which is reason to celebrate, as well as reason to get the blues.

 

Here’s my attempt for the day:

 

Tokyo insurance blues”

 

Got a brand new home

stepped on by Godzilla
only to find that my home
insurance policy only covers
damage caused by Mothra

and Gigan. Also, my new car
was crushed by Godzilla’s tail,

which is covered, but only

on Thursdays, and it goes

without saying, that the damage

was done on a Wednesday

when I was working from

home. Of course, the office

building wasn’t touched,

so much for telecommuting.


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# Sunday, November 23, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 23
Posted by Robert

Today’s prompt is to write a poem that I’m calling the “Been Everywhere” poem. If you’re doing locations, it would be a poem that gives a shout out to all the places you’ve been. This can be made metaphorical, though.

 

For instance, if you’re writing poems about cancer, you could write a poem about cancer cells that have traveled through different parts of the body. If you’re writing cooking poems, you could write from the perspective of a cook who talks about all the meals he or she has cooked. Definitely keep doing what you’ve been doing and get creative with it and bend the rules to your theme.

 

Here’s my attempt for the day:

 

“Pub”

 

Around midnight, he entered the little pub and set down a bag of wood stakes
before ordering a shot of whiskey. Three other men were still hanging around,
and they all shot nervous glances in the stranger’s direction. Everyone in town
had heard the stories, had heard the screams and howls in the night. Everyone
knew and talked about it, but they talked about it in the same way they talked
of the afterlife—something everyone believes in and fears but impossible to
imagine. Yet, he entered the pub with wood stakes. So one of the men asked,
“Are you a hunter?” “I am.” And the pub again filled with a fog of silence
before the second man asked, “Have you ever killed a vampire?” “I have.”
Then, the third man asked, “Where?” The stranger took a drink of whiskey
and looked up at all three men, who quickly looked down at their shoestrings.

“I’ve killed werewolves in Istanbul, zombies in Pittsburgh, and witches
in Vancouver. I’ve hunted vampires in Louisiana, warlocks in Greenland,

and ghosts in Taiwan. There is little I have hunted; there is little I haven’t

killed. And that includes people who ask too many questions about what I do
and how I do it.” Then, the stranger downed the rest of his drink,

placed some money on the counter, and walked outside and into the night.


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