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The world as seen by a TV comedy writer
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The craft of screenwriting for tv and movies by a working screenwriter... with forays into life and political theater.
 Daily Script
A huge online of screenplays and TV scripts... often including different drafts of the scripts!
 Deadline Hollywood Daily
News for, and from, industry insiders... by L.A. Weekly columnist/blogger Nikki Finke
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Hundreds of downloadable TV scripts and movie screenplays
 FishbowlLA
A blog about the Hollywood creative community and L.A. media
 Internet Movie Script Database
Produced movie scripts to read online
 Jane Espenson.com
A terrific blog from "Buffy" and "Battlestar Galactica" writer Jane Espenson, who offers everything from practical advice to writing tips to Hollywood commentary.
 John August.com
A ton of useful information about screenwriting... from the writer of "Corpse Bride," "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory," and "Charlie's Angels"
 Kung Fu Monkey
Hollywood commentary from screenwriter/producer John Rogers (Catwoman, Cosby, Transformers)
 Maria Schneider's The Writer's Perspective
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The only daily podcast designed specifically for the entertainment industry! We not only give you today's industry headlines... we tell you how the trades are reporting them.
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Mark Evanier's blog about TV, movies, comics, theater, news, politics, and other forms of fantasy
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 Past Deadline
Hollywood commentary from columnist/reviewer Ray Richmond (The Hollywood Reporter, The Pulse)
 Poetic Asides
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A great site where you can buy produced scripts for hundreds of produced movies and TV episodes (they also have various drafts of different scripts)
 Simply Scripts
Tons of free downloadable screenplays and TV scripts
 The Artful Writer
Information, theory, and debate for the professional television and film writer
 The Thinking Writer
"A conversation about screenwriting" with a bonafide ntertainment lawyer and screenwriter
 The Unknown Screenwriter
A wonderful (and bit mysterious) meeting place for screenwriters looking for writing tips, Hollywood business advice, or fun commentary on the art and craft of screenwriting.
 This Writer's Life by Kevin Alexander
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Daily TV ratings, analysis, and commentary
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Streamlines the distribution process both for filmmakers seeking contests, festivals, & distribution and for distributors searching for content
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Screenwriters Ted Elliott & Terry Rosso (Aladdin, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean) offer advice on everything from the art of screenwriting to the science of pitching. They also have guest writers like Walter Parkes and Nina Jacobson.



 Tuesday, November 18, 2008
READER QUESTION: What are the Chronological "Goalposts" for Becoming a TV Writer?
Posted by Chad

Hey, folks—

Today’s reader question comes from E. Daniels, who addresses an issue which, I think, plagues almost every writer in Hollywood, myself included.  E Daniels, take it away…

"There are certainly a number of factors involved in getting discovered or 'making it' (fate, talent, luck, hard work, etc.) How long does the average writer take to get staffed? Already that sounds like a question without any one answer.

"But I'm trying to be realistic about my life, and I just thought if I don't see real progress in three years I would have to re-evaluate what I am doing in Los Angeles. But then I realized I don't even know what 'real progress' would look like. I certainly don't expect to be staffed on a show in just three years. And really it seems that two years or twenty, you don't really get closer to getting staffed, you are either staffed or not. Kind of like being pregnant - there is no halfway.

"But then I think, well there is no halfway to being pregnant, but your chances go up by having sex, right? So, metaphorically speaking, what is 'having sex' to a writer?  Is it networking and being a great assistant? Is it improving your craft to the point that someone has to take notice? And obviously the question 'when do you give up on a dream?' is loaded and different for each person. (I mean, no one wants to give up on a dream, but you can have other dreams, too - like a steady job and health insurance in a city you like, for instance.)

"Okay, I'll stop with the rambling and boil it down to this: in the interest of making an informed decision (and part of being informed is knowing that it is so wildly different for everyone) what are common goalposts of progress for a writer and how longish might it take to get paid to write for TV?
"

Well, first of all, E. Daniels—I think you’re right… the answer is different for everyone.  I have friends who got staffed after being an assistant for only a couple years.  I also have a friend who spent—literally—NINE YEARS slaving away as a writers assistant and P.A. before finally getting staffed… and this summer—only two years after his first staff job—he sold his first pilot!  Then, of course, there’s the story of Caroline Williams, a UCLA grad student who wrote a spec pilot with the sole dream of getting staffed on NBC's The Office… and she not only immediately staffed on The Office, she sold the pilot to ABC, got it made (Miss Guided, which premiered—and was canceled—earlier this year), and just sold ABC another project, Made Over, with a put pilot commitment.

I also have friends who followed the right path and staffed on a TV show… but that show was then canceled, or they were fired, and they never worked again.  Some were even high-level writers: producers, co-EP’s, etc.  The fact they didn’t work again doesn’t necessarily mean they were bad writers, it just means the road is NEVER easy.  Sure, once you get that first staff job (or more accurately, the second), you’re “in,” but you still have to fight and claw to keep working and moving up the ladder.  Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, for instance, had had a fairly successful career in TV (writing and producing shows like The Golden Girls and Five Mrs. Buchanans), but had been out of work for over three years when he finally wrote Desperate Housewives.

(Also, for what it’s worth—some of those friends who never staffed again went on to write other things: video games, screenplays, grants, books, magazine articles, etc.  And who knows… they may—and probably will—staff some time in the future.)

Anyway, all of this is to say: YOU ARE RIGHT.  The path is different for each person.

Having said that, you’re ALSO right—there are certain goalposts that tend to mark the most common paths.  Here’s how the ladder often works, with each step usually taking AT LEAST a year… and usually more…

1)    Intern or runner
2)    Production Assistant (PA)
3)    Writers’ PA
4)    Writers Assistant

So, that’s usually about a four-year path… assuming there are no bumps or setbacks along the way… and there are ALWAYS bumps along the way.  Shows get cancelled mid-season.  Assistants don’t get promoted.  Bosses hire friends.  Budgets limit who showrunners can hire.

However, I think there are other goalposts to follow as well… and these aren’t necessarily chronological goalposts.  But as you move forward in your career, even if you’re not advancing “up” the ladder, you should be…

1)    Writing more (you should be constantly turning out product: new specs, screenplays, and plays… whatever you need to get noticed)

2)    Getting feedback from writer friends and bosses, learning how to incorporate that feedback, and then seeing your work noticeably improve (I know it sounds elementary, but you should be seeing your writing GETTING BETTER)

3)    Reading more (try to read all the pilots produced each year, on both cable and broadcast networks; this is tough, believe me, but reading not only keeps you informed about what networks are producing, it HELPS YOU BECOME A BETTER
WRITER)

4)    Meeting more writers and showrunners (literally, as you advance, you should see your Rolodex of writer and producer friends growing… not just because you’re meeting more high-level writers, but because friends who are low-level/aspiring writers get promoted)

5)    Meeting more execs and agents (and again, the ones you know should be moving up the ladder, expanding your Rolodex of high-level players)

6)    Getting things produced, published, etc.  (As you improve as a writer… and expand your list of contacts… you have more opportunities to get things published or produced.  Maybe not on TV… but you can stage plays or sketches, publish stories or scripts, write/produce video games and web content, etc.  I used to have a teacher who said “Work begets work,” and he’s right: showrunners and execs like hiring people who are busy and productive… and the more aggressive you are about getting your work out into the world, the higher your chances of having it seen by someone.)

So, E. Daniels, I think both sets of “goalposts” are important.  I know people who have been writers assistants for YEARS and wonder why they can’t get staffed… even though they never bother writing specs or reading pilots or going to networking functions.

I also know PA’s who spent every free moment reading scripts, writing stories, and begging their bosses to read their work… and they leapt past their competitors to staff earlier than most people.

Your job is to be moving forward on both fronts, accomplishing both sets of goalposts.  You may not progress equally on both fronts at all times… and that’s okay.  As long as you can feel yourself progressing.

Anyway, I hope that helps… and please know that you are not alone in this boat.  In fact, I’m not sure most writers EVER reach a place where they feel they’ve totally “arrived.”  If they did, I think they’d stop writing.  I think most great writers—and maybe artists in all mediums—are driven not by a need to “succeed,” but by a need to “be heard”… and the day they feel secure in “being heard” is the day they lose their hunger to create.

So not only should you be doing this because you love the hunt, not the kill, but you should prepare yourself for a lifetime of uncertainty, insecurity, and self-doubt.  Which sounds dark and depressing, I know… but those aren’t just the qualities that come with the territory of being a writer… they’re what MAKE us writers.  We write BECAUSE we’re uncertain, insecure, and doubtful.  It’s a vicious circle: we write to make those things go away, but those are also the very things that MAKE US WRITE.

On that happy note, E. Daniels, look at the bright side… you’re asking the same questions—and having the same concerns—as EVERY WRITER IN HOLLYWOOD, from the top of the food chain to the bottom.  So while it seems like you’re wondering if you’ll ever arrive, in one of the most important ways… you already have.


Career Advice | Reader Questions | Writing TV
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 Thursday, November 06, 2008
Best Book Recommendation EVER!
Posted by Chad

Hey, everyone--

I'm super-psyched to announce that my new (and first) book, Small Screen, Big Picture: A Writer's Guide to the TV Business (which officially comes out November 25), is now available for pre-order on Amazon, Borders, and Barnes & Noble!

The book is a user-friendly "business guide" for aspiring TV writers.  It explains the differences between networks, studios, and production companies... how TV series make money... the new show development and production process... and how all this affects the creative process.  It then talks about what happens in a writers room... how to break in and get your first writing job... and how to survive once you're there.

It also features interviews with almost 200 working TV professionals... network and studio executives from almost every network and studio (NBC, ABC, FOX, the CW, TNT, Comedy Central, E!, you name it)... showrunners, writers, and producers from all your favorite shows (Lost, Psych, Dexter, Life, Army Wives, Alias, Prison Break, Buffy, 24... and more)... and agents from Hollywood's top TV agencies (UTA, ICM, APA, Gersh, etc.).  

Now, granted, I’m biased, but if you’re an aspiring TV writer… or even just love television and learning how it works… I think/hope this is a really helpful, important book.  Most books focus on the creative aspects of being a TV writer: how to write comedy, how to structure a pilot, how to pitch a show, etc.  Small Screen, Big Picture looks at these things… but from a business perspective: what executives really want, how to design a show that will be profitable for its studio, what agents need to get you work, etc.

So please… take a look… and lemme know what you think!





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 Thursday, October 09, 2008
Letter from the WGA: Ozzy Doesn't Rock
Posted by Chad

Hey, everyone--

You may have heard this news, which broke yesterday afternoon, but the Writers Guild of America is going to head with Ozzy Osbourne's new FOX variety show, The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous, for refusing to pay its writers standard wages or agree to a union contract.  Yesterday afternoon, WGA presidents Michael Winship and Patric Verrone sent the following email to Guild membership...


To Our Fellow Members,

Last week, you may have become aware of our ongoing dispute with Tyler Perry’s production companies, which fired four writers because of their efforts to organize Perry’s series, House of Payne. Pickets were up at his new studio’s grand opening Saturday night in Atlanta.
 
Now, we write to inform you of another labor dispute.

Fox has ordered a primetime comedy-variety show featuring Ozzy Osbourne and his family, and has engaged FremantleMedia North America, the company behind American Idol, to produce it.  Because they wanted to hire WGA members to write the show, Fremantle contacted the WGAW to see if we would agree to a sub-standard contract.  Attempting to pay as little as possible to the writers on the show, Fremantle asked to treat it as “half-scripted” and pay greatly reduced writing fees to those writers who wrote skits, interview material, intros, and “outros.” Although all of the writing on the show is of a type traditionally covered by our MBA (in such shows as The Carol Burnett Show and Laugh-In), Fremantle wanted to treat certain portions of the show as “reality content," not cover the writers who create it, and lower the compensation of the WGA-covered writers, arguing that they would only be responsible for writing part of the show.
 
We refused to agree to such a deal because it would drastically undermine hard-won minimums and standards.  While we have covered some shows produced by Fremantle, they insist that other shows, including American Idol, The Price is Right, and Million Dollar Password, do not have writers and should not be covered by a WGA contract.

Now it is clear that Fremantle’s intention is to bring their low cost, non-union business model into traditional genres – first game shows, then comedy-variety. Soon, no WGA-covered writing will be safe from their aggressive undermining of our contract.  We cannot allow this encroachment to continue. 
 
Accordingly, WGA East and West members may not write for the Osbourne variety show (working title: The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous).  Any members who perform writing services on that show do so at their own peril as they will be violating WGA Working Rule 8 and could be fined up to 100% of their compensation for that work.  Both Guilds notified agents and other representatives of this development through an Action Alert issued yesterday. 
 
The alert also reminded agents that they cannot send clients who are members of either Guild to write for Tyler Perry's production companies.  The WGAW has filed unfair labor practice charges based on the unlawful discharge of the House of Payne writers and continuing bad faith bargaining.  Members who accept these jobs will also be in violation of Working Rule 8.


We believe that denying Fremantle and Tyler Perry members of the Writers Guilds East and West may convince them that they will be unable to produce professional quality entertainment content and that they will see the wisdom and creative advantages of signing a WGA contract. 
 
There is already far too much writing done in our business by men and women without WGA benefits.  We cannot let writers of sitcoms and comedy-variety programming join their ranks, as we also work to reduce the amount of animation, reality, nonfiction, and other so-called “non-scripted” writing not covered by a WGA contract.

Thanks for your attention and your continued support.
 
Best,
 
Patric M. Verrone
President, WGAW
 
Michael Winship
President, WGAE


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 Tuesday, October 07, 2008
GUEST PERSPECTIVE: Tyler Perry's House of Shame
Posted by Chad

Hey, everyone--

A few days ago, I posted a piece about screenwriter Tyler Perry and the four writers he fired for attempting to organize his hit TBS show, House of Payne, according to Writers Guild standards. 

This weekend, the WGA hosted a protest at the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios, in Atlanta.  Although I wasn't able to go, a fellow writer and WGA member, Vince, was on hand and sent me this report...

I flew from LA to Atlanta this weekend to support the four writers who were unjustly axed from Tyler Perry's "House of Payne" for the crime of trying to secure decent working conditions -- on a show that has already earned Perry's company about $300 million dollars in license and syndication fees!   I got into Atlanta Saturday afternoon, just in time to join the picket gathering outside the Tyler Perry Studios in southwest Atlanta, where Perry was hosting a black tie gala to celebrate the opening of his new movie lot.  Obviously, our goal was to send a message about Tyler Perry's abysmal labor practices to the Hollywood royalty he'd invited to the black tie affair.

With picket signs emblazoned with the slogan "Tyler Perry's House of Shame" in hand, we set up our picket line across the street and a few yards down the road from the studio gate (which, unfortunately, was as close as the local constabulatory would allow us to get to the studio.)   As it turned out, that didn't matter.   Despite our less than perfect proximity to the lot's entrance, we made sure we were seen--and heard--by every guest in every limo that made that sharp right turn into the studio gates.   As loud as we were, I'm fairly confident we were the talk of the celebs and well wishers who gathered on the red carpet a few yards just inside the gates.  

Fortunately, at least some members of the local press were willing to venture across the street to see what all the hubbub was about.  The Atlanta Journal-Constitution included a couple of scathing quotes from the picketers' side of the street in their coverage of the Perry gala the next morning.  We also spoke to a New York Times stringer, as well as a reporter from the local alternative weekly.   But the best coverage of the day came from the local CBS affiliate, who filmed us for a piece they ran the next morning.   According to one of our people, who happened to have the TV on when that piece was broadcast the next morning, the local news anchor teased the story by announcing, "Coming up next: Tyler Perry throws a big party at his new studio...but all is not well outside the gates. Stay tuned."   If nothing else, we definitely prevented the local media from settling for the kind of fawning coverage Tyler must have been hoped for.

Even more effective than the Saturday night event outside the studio was the picket we organized the following morning in front of Tyler Perry's mansion, where the mogul was hosting a Sunday Morning gospel brunch.  Unlike the night before, this time we managed to set up our line directly across the street from the millionaire's front gate, in full view of every limo and town car that pulled into the mogul's gated driveway.

Beyond the positive press we were able to generate for the cause, I think the weekend offered a well needed morale boost for the four fired writers.  They had to be heartened by the near unanimous support we got from every one of the few community people who managed to get through the police line to our picket line on Saturday night.    Once they heard the woeful story of our writers' unceremonious firing four days earlier, most of these locals were more than happy to grab a sign and march right along with us.   One outspoken local was a beautician who insisted that her two teenaged sons join our picket as well.  Another, an older woman and self described Tyler fanatic, insisted that she was "shocked in awe" to discover how poorly Tyler treated his workers.  Before she left, she vowed to post a message on the Tyler Perry fan website demanding that the star explain himself.  Equally gratifying was the local, and very vocal, Atlanta SAG member who took it on herself to lead most of our pointed chants.   We were also joined by a local, and very vocal, Atlanta SAG member, as well as a handful of folks who worked below the line on some of Perry's other shows.   One supporter who sometimes worked as prop man actually turned down a chance to work at the party that night in order to stand with us outside the gates.

All in all, it was clearly a worthwhile event, and provided a righteous kick-off to what I hope is a very short campaign to convince Tyler Perry to do right by his writers!



Thanks to Vince for the front-lines report... and to all the writers and friends-of-writers who showed up to help Perry's staff fight for fair wages, residuals, and health and pension plans!

Click HERE to sign the WGA's letter of support... and to join the Guild's fight against Tyler Perry and unfair labor practices and to help fired writers Kellie Griffin, Christopher Moore, Teri Brown-Jackson, and Lamont Ferrell!


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 Monday, October 06, 2008
Write Your TV Spec... Just in Time for Staffing Season!
Posted by Chad

Hey, guys--

Just wanted to let you know: I'm teaching a new TV spec-writing class, starting next week, and the folks at Mediabistro said I could give Script Notes readers a $50 discount!

The class is a ton of fun... and a ton of work... but it's designed to give you a finished TV spec script (a sample episode of a show currently on the air), just in time for staffing season... which will kick into gear next spring.

So if you'd like to learn how to write a spec, or work on your 30 Rock or Californication or Criminal Minds or Bones script in a workshop setting, this is a great experience.  We'll not only go through the workshop process of writing the script, we'll talk about which shows make good specs, what to do with your script when it's finished, what else you need to do to break into the writers room, how to get an agent, etc.

The class begins next Thursday, October 16, and meets for ten Thursdays until January 8 (we'll take off for Christmas and New Years).  Here's some more information...

WHEN     10 weeks, Thursdays, October 16 - January 8, 7-10 pm
WHERE   Beverly Hills, CA
LEVEL     Intermediate
MORE INFO:  Click HERE

PRICE
    $610 ($575 for ) - and $50 off for Script Notes readers (To receive your discount, please call Katherine Dagenhart at 212-547-7886.)

From the Mediabistro website...

You want to write for TV, and you've mastered the basics of meeting deadlines, wordcount, and editing. Now you're ready to get your script off the ground. In this class, you'll start and finish the first draft of your sitcom or one-hour drama spec script. Each week, you will bring in the amount of pages for your spec script that your instructor requires. Each student will read his or her work (with the help of fellow "actors" in the class), and the teacher and students will take turns critiquing the piece while adding suggestions for making it tighter. The entire last class will be devoted to reading final drafts and learning how to get your script into the right hands. Class is also heavy on TV clips and sample scripts.

In this class, you will learn:

  • Everything there is to know about the TV business from an industry expert
  • The rules for creating characters that are true
  • Structure: How to "break for commercial," find a good ending, wrap things up seamlessly
  • The secret behind perfect dialogue
  • Subplots: Where to put them, how to tie them in

By the end of class, you will have:
A complete spec script of a one-hour drama or sitcom.

Admission requirements:
Please submit a letter of interest (including a brief work history), and a writing sample (less than 2,000 words).


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 Friday, October 03, 2008
Atlanta's TV Writers Need You... Tomorrow!
Posted by Chad

Hey, writers--

If you live in Atlanta, Georgia (or want to take a road trip), there's gonna be some exciting writerly/political action this weekend.  Here's the scoop...

Earlier this week, four writers were fired from Tyler Perry's hit TV show, House of Payne, which currently airs on TBS.  Why were they fired?  ...Because House of Payne isn't a Writers Guild show, and the writers wanted Perry to organize under the WGA so they could get fair pay, health benefits, and residuals.  You can read the whole story HERE (New York Times).

And for those of you who don't know House of Payne, it's the syndicated series from mini-mogul Tyler Payne, the writer/director of Madea's Family Reunion, The Family That Preys, Daddy's Little Girls, etc.

Not only is it COMPLETELY ILLEGAL to fire employees for trying to organize, but Perry's House of Payne deal is valued between $200-$300 million dollars... which is more than enough to pay his writers standard union writers and benefits.

So here's where things get fun...

The WGA is staging a massive protest tomorrow, October 4, at the opening of Perry's new Tyler Perry Studios in Atlanta... and if you're available to go, they need everyone they can get!  This isn't just a fight for the four writers (Kellie Griffin, Christopher Moore, Teri Brown-Jackson, Lamont Ferrell) fired from House of Payne.  This is a fight for writers and aspiring writers everywhere.  (Especially since Tyler Perry bills himself as a "maverick" who bucks the Hollywood system and does thing on his own terms.)  Here's the scoop...

WHAT:    The WGA Protest of Tyler Perry Studios
WHEN:   Saturday, October 4, 2008
             4:00 p.m.
WHERE: Tyler Perry Studios
             2769 Continental Colony Pkwy SW
             Atlanta, GA

If you can't make it but would like to donate money, or frequent flier points, to help fly other writers or WGA members to the protest, please contact Charles Allen at the Writers Guild asap.  You can reach him at 323-782-4565, or email him at callen@wga.org.

You can also CLICK HERE to sign the WGA's letter of support for Kellie Griffin, Christopher Moore, Teri Brown-Jackson, and Lamont Ferrell.

Thanks for your help!


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 Wednesday, October 01, 2008
READER QUESTION/GUEST PERSPECTIVE: Is It Possible to Balance Single Parenthood and a Writing Career?
Posted by Chad

Hey, folks—

Today’s reader question comes from E. Daniels, who asks:

“Is it possible for writers to balance a career and family?  With all the talk of being trapped in a room for 14 hours, I'm wondering if it's even possible to be a single parent and make a living as a TV writer, particularly given that most people move away from their families/support systems to start their career in Los Angeles.  Thoughts?”

Well, E. Daniels… I’ll be honest: I’m not a single parent, so I didn’t feel fully qualified to answer this question myself.  Which is why I tracked down someone who did… my friend Jennifer Vally, one of the other writers here on Reality Binge.  Jen has written on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilbourn, Reality Remix, Street Smarts, and many more shows for both broadcast and cable networks… AND she’s raised two daughters.

Jen was really gracious in letting me pick her brain for a while.  So without further adieu, here’s Jennifer Vally…

CHAD:  How did you begin working as a TV writer?  How did you get to where you are now?  Tell me about your path?
JENNIFER:  I started as an actress in plays in high school… in San Diego… and college.  I went to junior college in Orange College, and my second year I was hired by a professional theater group and I did summer stock.  From there, I decided I wanted to move to L.A. and find my fame and fortune.  

I didn’t find my fame and fortune right away, but I was very ambitious.  I always produced stuff, got myself on stage.  I joined a comedy sketch improv group and we got to be pretty famous.  We opened for Garry Shandling; we went around the country.  And then I got tired of writing by committee so I started doing stand-up.  And from stand-up, people started asking me to write jokes.  One of my very good friends who would ask me to write jokes got a job writing on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show, and that was all I needed.  I was like, “if he can get it, I can get the job.”  So I got a job working on that show.  

Around that time, I was reading in the paper about the Oxygen network, and I said, “Boy, this is something I should really check: a network for women.”  Because even as I was working, I would be the only woman writing [on staff], or one of two, or one of a few.  So when I heard about the Oxygen network, I got very excited.  I literally did all the networking myself; I had no agent.  I just found out they were going to do twelve shows [and] called down to Sunset Gower, [where] I heard they were setting up production offices.  I hounded them and sent my stuff and they hired me to write for the show.  I was the only female writer, writing for a show called I’VE GOT A SECRET for two years… I wrote 112 episodes all by myself.  From there, it just evolved and I got jobs working on different shows.


Where in that timeline did you have your children?
I actually started doing stand-up when I was six months pregnant with my youngest one.  The day I had my child I was performing at The Laugh Factory.  I got offstage, my water broke, and I went to the hospital and had Hannah—the same exact night I performed.

It was tough because I was single.  I don’t have any immediate family in the area.  My parents are from overseas, my mother lives in San Diego, I have no relatives.  So I had to do everything on my own, [like] find sitters.  In the beginning, I had to take my kids with me to comedy clubs and have other comics watch my kids while I did my set.


How was that lifestyle for your kids?  Did they like it?  Did they understand what you were doing?
They couldn’t come to a lot of the gigs… because they’re in clubs; you have to be twenty-one.  But [one time, I was performing at a sober house and took my oldest daughter].  And I was telling some jokes and she got up and ran out of the room, in the middle of my set, crying!  Afterwards, I went after her and she was like, “I had no idea this is what you did!  You talk about me!”  I hadn’t even said anything about them!  I’d said that I had kids and she was mortified and ran away screaming!  It was horrible.  But then, when I started getting jobs on TV… then they were excited about it.


You've been working steadily as a TV writer for many years, so you have good traction and many contacts.  But starting out as a TV writer is a much different ballgame than continuing to work once your career is moving.  What are the biggest challenges, both personal and professional, faced by a single parent just trying to break in?
My advice to someone would be: CREATE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITIES.  So many times people come to this town and give themselves deadlines.  People say, “I’m giving this six months, and I if I don’t make it, or if I don’t get a job in six months, I’m leaving.”  Well, you might as well just leave, because you are setting yourself up for failure.  Nothing is going to happen that quickly.  It’s all perseverance, working hard.


But how can people do this?  If someone moves to town with almost no contacts, how can they "create their own opportunities?"
Years ago, I started this cable access show.  This is a way someone new to town could [do something].  For thirty-five dollars, they’ll teach you how to edit and do all this stuff, and there are many cable access networks in the city.  You can use their facilities to tape whatever you want for two hours, with a crew, for forty bucks.  It’s professional quality stuff, so I did a show called Chick TV, and from that show I won two grants: a grant from the NEA, [and another] from private foundations, because it was a comedy show featuring women.  You just create your own opportunities.

There are writers groups all over L.A.  I get emails from friends of mine who are starting up writers groups all the time; someone writes a screenplay, or even just a page, and they’ll go with other writers and read each other’s work.  Or have actors say them out loud.  So even if you’re not working, you can still get your words read by other people… and see if you’re gong on the right track.

Also… UCLA and all these places have extension courses where you can take screenwriting classes and other things.  I’ve never done that, but people say they like it.

If you’re coming from out of town, I’d [also] suggest getting a job anywhere in show business.  I’ve worked on a lot of productions where even the simple P.A. moves up to another position.  So if you’re new and don’t know anybody, take a job anywhere at a production company.  Even if it’s just answering the phones, be nice, show them you’re creative, slip your head in; after you know the place, slip them a few jokes, some samples.  They’ll take a look at it because they know you and they know your work ethic.


Production assistant jobs are pretty low-paying gigs.  Is it possible to be a P.A. and support your family or raise children?
You’ll have to come out with some money saved because P.A.’s don’t make much money and work longer hours.  But that’s the best way for someone with absolutely no contacts or experience to get their foot in the door.


Is it possible to work as a full-time P.A., with a part-time job on the side?  Could you work as a P.A. during the week, but also work at a restaurant, or a movie theater, or as a secretary?
You might be able to.  [A girl in my office now] was our very own example.  She’d work on the weekends as a nanny and a P.A. during the week.


As you said, P.A.'s-- or any low-level entertainment positions-- often work brutally long hours for very little pay.  How does this impact your ability to be a good parent?  Can you still be a good mom or dad while working as a P.A.?
That’s something you have to really work at.  If you have a lunch break, you can run home.  When I first started working long hours at Oxygen, I literally had to have a team of handlers.  I would take the kids to school in the morning, then I had someone who would pick them up in the afternoon, someone else who would take them to their things, and someone else who would stay with them at night.  It’s tough.  Your weekends are very precious, and any down-time you have, you come… or you have them brought to the set.  You spend as much time [with them] as you can.  

The thing about working as a writer—or anything in show business—there are periods of unemployment.  [Also,] when you are working, you make enough money that you should learn to manage it [and] save it, so when you aren’t working, you don’t have to stress.  That’s when I catch up on all that mommy time.


That brings up a good point: being a TV writer is an incredibly unstable job.  Sometimes you work for many months; other times there are long dry spells of unemployment.  How do you and your family survive the dry spells... both financially and emotionally?
Keeping busy helps.  There are all kinds of freelance writing jobs you can do from home: grant-writing, writing for websites, writing for different organizations.  You’re not going to make the same amount of money, but at least you’re still keeping in it.

What’s great about [times of unemployment] is: that’s when you can volunteer at your kids’ school.  I was PTA president for six years at my daughter’s middle school.  So I was either involved 100% or involved 20%.  It gives you a chance to be involved in your kids’ lives when you wouldn’t have the opportunity otherwise.  If you were working a nine-to-five job every day of the year, you wouldn’t have those opportunities, so it’s nice to have down-time every once in a while.


What are some other advantages you find working as a TV writer?  Some things you feel you've "gained" being a single mom writing for television?  Advantages in your personal life you wouldn't find if you had another job?
It gives you enough money to send your kids to the dance lessons, the gymnastic lessons.  So when you are working, they’re keeping busy, because you don’t want your kids to slip away or slip through the cracks or get in trouble.  Because I hate to say it, but if you have money, you have the resources to give them opportunities you wouldn’t working at a regular job.


And the follow-up question: are there things you feel you've lost, or personal disadvantages from working in television?
I don’t think so, because when my kids see me working, happy, productive, and being able to raise a family, that reflects on the kids.  I’m happy, so they’re happy.


How much harder is it to break into TV-writing if you're a single parent?
It’s just another job, so when you’re a mother you learn how to juggle a career and have kids.  But I will mention that for a woman, especially when you want to go into comedy, it’s a LOT harder.  The truth is: most guys—and I did comedy for years—they don’t think women are funny.  That’s the bottom line: “women aren’t funny.”  So you just have to break into that boys club.  I’ve worked on several shows where I was the only woman… or one of two.  So there’s that disadvantage, too.  But if you’re talented, people will hire you.


Breaking into TV-writing is always tough, but it's even tough for out-of-towners.  What advice would you give a single parent who lives out of town, but is considering moving to L.A., to help him/her make the transition?  What can he/she do before moving to L.A. to help the move-- and the professional transition-- go more smoothly?
If you haven’t done any writing in your hometown, I’d suggest you do as much of that as you can before you come out here.  I’m sure there are plenty of opportunities in any city to be in a theater group and write a play, or local news, or the local entertainment show. It’s hard to break in here unless you have a little bit of experience or are willing to take the time.  [Especially] if you’re coming out with NO experience, stay in your hometown a bit longer, get SOME experience, even if it’s just sitting at home writing a screenplay [or] spec script, then send it to people in Los Angeles before you make the move.  Get some advice, see if it’s the right move for you.


We always hear that in order to have a TV-writing career, you must live in Los Angeles.  is that true?  Does an aspiring TV writer need to live in L.A.?
Not in this day and age.  Every major city has the news, the “Good Morning, Mike & Mary,” plays, theater.  Start in your town before you come out.


Earlier you suggested people just moving to L.A. should start at the bottom as a P.A. or other low-level position.  But if you've spent many years building to a level of success in another industry... as a doctor or lawyer or secretary or fireman... it's tough to begin again.  If you've been successful in one career and decide to try your hand at writing, do you really need to begin at the bottom?
Yes.  If you have a field you’re already an expert in, find [writing] jobs doing that.  There are always writing positions in every job—law offices, doctors.  Everyone needs someone writing something for them, so start by writing for the doctors or the lawyers.


If you were advising a single parent just beginning a career as a TV writer, what are the top 3 "do's" you would offer him/her?  What are thre three things he/she should be sure to do to balance parenthood and a professional life?
Number one: have good samples of your work, whether it’s a play, a short story, a spec script, a bunch of scripts.  Have some samples to show.

[Number two:] do your homework.  Find out what kinds of job you want… what your niche is, what your specialty is.  Have in mind what you want to do before you set out.  I like variety, so that’s what I’ve been going for.  I like writing jokes, I like writing sketches.  

A friend of mine created a long-running sitcom, and she used to call me, crying about the hours.  Literally, she was working 18-20 hour days.  That job wouldn’t have worked for me with my kids.  As lucrative as it was, I just couldn’t do it.  So find what you like and go for it.  Do you want to be a sitcom writer?  Do you want to work on hour dramas?  Do you want to work on a talk show?  Watch TV shows you like and see what production companies make those shows. Then arget those specific companies.  Do some research and see if there’s a way in.

Number three: don’t expect help from anybody.  You have to do it all on your own.  Create your own opportunities.  Don’t wait for somebody to give you a job.  Be proactive.  When I was doing that chick TV show, I would put out ads in looking for women, different talent.  I’d talk to these women and say, “What do you do to further your career?”  “Oh, I wait for my agent to call me.”  Well, that’s not how it works.  You have to find your own jobs, create your own opportunities.  If you want to be a writer, hook up with an actress; write her something and do a one-woman show or a play.  Then you can invite people from the industry to see your work.


What are the top 3 "don't's" you would recommend?
You should NOT give yourself a deadline, a timeline, because that’s just setting yourself up for failure.

Don’t come to L.A. to be a writer if you’re doing it just for the money.  You’ve heard writers make lots of money and that’s why you do it.  You will fail.  You have to do it because you love it and that’s what you want to do; you would do it regardless of whether you’re making a lot of money or not.

Don’t be afraid to knock on doors you think will be closed: you never know.  Let’s say you love reality shows and would love to work behind the scenes on Survivor.  Don’t be afraid to go to Mark Burnett Productions and say, “Can I do something here?”  They need P.A.’s every day of the week… and people fall out all the time.

[And lastly,], don’t let anybody squash your dreams.  If you have dreams, go for it, but be proactive, that’s my number-one thing.  Don’t expect to have anyone really help you.  Don’t sit around and wait for someone to give you a job.  You have to do it on your own.  If you want to be a writer, write every day, even if it’s just writing in a journal.


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 Thursday, September 25, 2008
From WGA President Patric Verrone...
Posted by Chad

Hey, guys--

Thought this was an interesting little piece from Patric Verrone, president of the Writers Guild west, on the state of TV writing, reality TV, and Sunday night's Emmy broadcast.  He posted this yesterday on the WGA's POV webpage...


What Matters More Than Nothing

For those of you who saw the 2008 Emmy Awards telecast (and consider yourself a rare breed as it was the smallest Emmy viewership ever) you saw further proof of the essential role that writers play in television. In a year when writers shut down television for three months, the TV Academy chose to honor its 60th anniversary by having five reality show stars host the show. Their opening routine was built on the concept of "nothing" (and not the good kind of Seinfeld "nothing" but the boring, confusing, head-scratching variety of "nothing.") They eventually took full credit for the routine, admitting that they had no writers, and the bit fell flat on its face.

The long term tragedy of all this is that each of them would return to their day job where they do have writers who do the kind of work that earns these performers an Emmy nomination. Yet, with the exception of Dancing With the Stars, none of these shows gives those writers proper screen credit, health insurance or the other standard benefits that writers earn in this industry.

The more immediate shame was that all the witless time-killing forced producers to cut away from acceptance speeches, including that of Kirk Ellis, who wrote the brilliant miniseries John Adams. In an attempt to remedy that oversight, here is Kirk's speech in its entirety:

"I'd like to dedicate this award to two people. My own Abigail, my dearest friend, my wife Sheila. And David McCullough. Not only a great mentor, but a friend. Thank you Tom Hanks, Gary Goetzman, Colin Callender, and Michael Lombardo for this opportunity to portray a time in American politics when articulate men could articulate complex thoughts in complete sentences. They forged a new nation with words. Glorious words married to bold actions. John Adams believed that the right words, spoken or written at the right time, could change the world. And they did. Lately we've heard a lot of punditry about whether words matter to us as Americans anymore. I'm just a writer -- what do I know? But, in answer to that question I can only say, yes, they do. Yes, they do. Yes, they bloody well do. Thank you."

Congratulations to Kirk and all the WGA members who won Emmys. And to all our writer colleagues who toil in obscurity in reality television: We think your words matter, too. Without them, your hosts have "nothing."

--Patric M. Verrone



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 Monday, September 22, 2008
Awesome-- You Gotta Read These!
Posted by Chad

First of all, huge thanks to an anonymous reader who directed me to "Little Big Screen," James Wolcott's terrific piece in this October's Vanity Fair about the quality of TV writing vs. movie writing.

And second of all, huge thanks to Dewayne, who pointed me to this incredible Aaron Sorkin piece in yesterday's New York Times.  Basically, Maureen Dowd asked Sorkin to write a piece for her column, so Sorkin wrote a scene in which Barack Obama asks for advice from The West Wing's President Bartlett.  It's terrific-- you gotta read this!  (Why couldn't Studio 60 have been this good?!)


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 Saturday, September 20, 2008
In Defense of "Bad TV Writing"
Posted by Chad

Hey, guys—

Wanted to take a moment and respond to an interesting comment posted recently from reader JNG.

First of all-- thank you, JNG, for the comment!  I LOVE it when people comment here, and I’m always hoping/trying to get people to chat and discuss creative, business, social, or political issues concerning the world of television.  So I really appreciate your comment, and I hope it’s a conversation starter!

For the rest of you-- JNG responded to my post about Amanda the Aspiring TV Writer’s blog, and here is what he/she writes…

“No wonder most TV writing is so bad. When writers spend their formative years working within the industry itself--rather than actually experiencing life in the outside world--it's hardly surprising that they have nothing interesting to say about that outside world.  Dick Wolf was right. It's a shame that TV has constructed barriers to entry that ensure its continued mediocrity.”

I thought this was an interesting point… because I think JNG is very right… and also very wrong.

I completely agree with JNG… great writing comes from great living, and the best writers are those who spend as much time experiencing as much life as possible, then use those experiences to fuel their writing.  I think this applies to ANY art… painting, sculpture, acting, photography.  Art is a comment on and expression of the human condition and the world around us, and the more you know about the world and humanity, the more you have to say about it.  Using myself as an example, I went from undergrad right into a graduate writing program, and I’ll be honest… I sometimes think my writing would have been helped more by traveling the world, or working as a deep sea fisherman, or farming lentils, or any number of things that would’ve dropped me into interesting places and situations.

Having said that, I’m also not sure one person’s life experiences are more valuable than another.  I once read a saying that I often think about, and it went something like this: “As an artist, it’s not what you choose to look at in the world, it’s how you choose to look at it.”  And I think that’s probably very true.  Living life is important, but it’s less about where you go, what you do, and who you meet… than how you experience what’s available to you.

Now, while I agree that writers—both individually and as a collective—should always be striving to improve, here’s where I DISAGREE with JNG

“No wonder most TV writing is so bad… It's a shame that TV has constructed barriers to entry that ensure its continued mediocrity.”

The thing is, JNG: I actually think there’s a TON of OUTSTANDING writing on television right now.  In fact, I think television right now—and over the last few years—has had more brilliant writing than at any other time in its history.  I mean, just think about shows that have been on over the last few years: The Sopranos, Mad Men, Family Guy, Lost, The Office, Grey’s Anatomy, House, 24, The West Wing, Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Monk, The Wire, The Simpsons, Sex & The City, Six Feet Under, 30 Rock… the list goes on.

This isn’t to say there haven’t been some wonderfully written shows in other times (The Twilight Zone, Mary Tyler Moore, All in the Family, Hill Street Blues…).  And it’s not to say there aren’t some horrible shows on TV right now.  And it’s not to say even today’s great shows haven’t had some not-great episodes, arcs, or even entire seasons.  But I would venture to say there are more top-notch shows on TV right now than top-notch movies in the theater.  And if you compared the good-shows-to-bad-shows ratio to good-movies-to-bad-movies ratios… TV shows would win.  (Which isn’t necessarily to use “well, there’s bad writing in other mediums” as an excuse; it’s just to say, “I think bad writing exists in EVERY medium, TV included, but I think we happen to have a lot of strong, creative writing on TV right now.”)

As for the “constructed barriers to entry that ensure [TV’s] continued mediocrity,” I agree that there ARE barriers, unfortunately, that keep out some talented writers.  But I think that’s also a function of the fact that TV-writing is usually about much, much more than writing.  In other words, television has more factors than any other medium which affect what you perceive as a show’s “writing.”

In almost any other medium, a writer can sit in his office, pour stories onto paper, deliver them to a producer or publisher, and not be bothered with them again.  This couldn’t be LESS true in TV writing.  (Also, I know this is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the idea.)

Not only is TV writing intensely and necessarily social, but there are a million non-writing factors which affect the “writing” that appears on screen.  

For example, a writer (or writing staff) might write a BRILLIANT story, or story arc, about a new character.  They then cast a brilliant, talented actress to play the role.  But then the actress, who was stunning in her audition, shows up to shoot her scenes… and she can’t pull it off.  For whatever reason, she’s not funny... or she’s not convincing… or she’s unlikable.  Suddenly, the writers must rewrite the entire role, often on-stage as production continues, so the schedule doesn’t get thrown off.  This not only changes the character, but it has ripple affects into all the stories and characters around it.  And suddenly, when the story appears on screen, the writing is no longer as brilliant as it once was.

Or… a writer might write a terrific scene that takes place on a creepy boat dock in the middle of the night.  But when it comes time to shoot the scene, the production can’t afford the dock.  Or it won’t fit into the schedule.  And the best solution is to rewrite the scene so it can be shot at a location already being used… like a golf course in the middle of the day.  So the scene must be rewritten, as well as possible, to accommodate the change and still keep the scene’s intent.  Obviously, this not only changes the scene itself, it changes everything around it.  And suddenly, when it appears on screen, the writing doesn’t seem as brilliant.

Or… a writer might write a wonderfully complex action sequence, a perfect example of pacing, tension, and build.  All the locations are available.  All the resources are ready.  But then, once the crew is on set, they find the sequence is more complex than they had thought.  Or a traffic accident slows them down.  Or it rains.  Or an actor is late.  And suddenly, they don’t have time to shoot the entire sequence the way it should’ve been shot.  The best solution?... Do a quick rewrite, simplifying the sequence.  The result still works… just not as well as the original.  And suddenly, the brilliant writing doesn’t seem so brilliant.

Now, obviously, these kinds of challenges arrive in any collaborative production medium: film, theater, etc.  But here’s the difference…

A film shoot can be stopped or postponed in order to fix problems.  Not so in television.  A TV show—once it’s up and running—must churn out new episodes EVERY SINGLE WEEK.  It’s a train racing forward, full speed ahead, and it can’t be stopped.  (Some of you may have read about 24 and Dollhouse recently stopping to fix script problems… but these shows, while in production, aren’t on the air yet… so they have some wiggle room.)

These examples illustrate why TV writing is often the product of much more than just the “writing”… and why it’s tough to truly assess a show’s writing based only on what you see on screen.  Sure, there’s bad writing… and the writers deserve some of the blame for it.  But TV writing also goes through so many layers and filters that “bad” writing isn’t always the result of bad writers.

But these examples also illuminate why barriers to entry are so high for TV writers.  The good ones do much more than just write.  Most take on “producer” responsibilities as well, helping with casting, supervising on set, working with designers, etc.  The best become showrunners, overseeing virtually every aspect of a show’s production.  But even those lower on the food chain are writer-producers… and those who aren’t, those who do nothing more than just “write,” rarely excel very far.

As a result, “the constructed barriers to entry” help weed out those who can’t hack it as a bona fide writer-producer.  Working in the industry gives young writers—like Amanda the Aspiring TV Writer herself—experience in the business… experience in production, relationships with writers and directors and designers, opportunities to read scripts, visit sets, or participate in development meetings, etc.  Sure, it’s all industry-related experience that may not be “experience” in the “outside world,” but as a friend of mine who writes on Lost always says, “If you want to just sit in a room with a pad and pen and write, go be a novelist or a poet or a playwright… but you’re probably not cut out to be a TV writer.”  That’s not a slap in the face, it’s just a simple fact: different jobs take different skills, and writing for TV requires more than just words on paper.

Having said THAT, TV’s “barriers to entry” aren’t perfect… and I’m sure they do keep out some deserving writers.  But that just means you have to work harder.  No one said this would be easy… if it was, it wouldn’t be worth doing.

Anyway, that’s my long-winded response to JNG’s post, as well my defense of “bad” TV writing